'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Billy Dean]

Sorry mate, this made me laugh a little bit!

One minute it was a romantic encounter where she revealed she had feelings for you, and the next you were sat 3 tables away from her drinking coffee and staring.

There were no tables Friend and no staring was involved

 

[carlos21]

There were no tables Friend and no staring was involved

Tell them to leave you alone mate.

 

[deipnosophist]

There is one issue though, it came up in the conversation that she has a very young kid. So I'm in 2 minds as to whether to try and discretely find out if she's even single, or whether to just go for it and if she's not single she'll say no. I'm swaying towards just going for it. The worst that can happen is she'll say no and that would be the end of it.

you might try , as an opening conversational gambit; "would you like me to father a sibling for your present child?" Gauge her response: if she says "well, I'd like you to practice the act with/on/in me", I reckon you're in like Flynn!

 

[Billy Dean]

Asked her if she wants to go for a coffee, got a decidedly lukewarm "yes". But she didn't tell me to koff so I'll keep on keeping on.

 

[Boba Fret]

Asked her if she wants to go for a coffee, got a decidedly lukewarm "yes". But she didn't tell me to koff so I'll keep on keeping on.

It wasn't a no. Surely your rugged looks and boyish charms will win her over. If not I'm sure others on here could give sound advice!

 

[Billy Dean]

It wasn't a no. Surely your rugged looks and boyish charms will win her over. If not I'm sure others on here could give sound advice!

This forum must be a goldmine of valuable advice mate! Perhaps a dedicated thread is needed

 

[Seathestars]

I’ve just found out that the lyrics in Toto’s song ‘Africa’ aren’t what I thought they were.

I always thought the lyric “I bless the rains down in Africa” was “I guess it rains down in Africa”.

That is all.

This happens to me sometimes, I’m always left feeling slightly disappointed.

 

[Seathestars]

Asked her if she wants to go for a coffee, got a decidedly lukewarm "yes". But she didn't tell me to koff so I'll keep on keeping on.

Take my advice mate, women like a man to be assertive, get yourself a bottle of chloroform.

 

[COYBL25]

Take my advice mate, women like a man to be assertive, get yourself a bottle of chloroform.

Or just get the sexmeister involved @DannyEvo .

 

[summerisle]

Becomes more creepy as it progresses.

 

[deipnosophist]

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Sake, left my keys in my flat before leaving to go to work. Spare also in flat. Never done this before. Lesson learned, will cost 70 quid to get back in. Booo!

 

[Toast]

Diver, Tom Daley and his husband are having a baby.
Pic on bbc of them holding an ultrasound scan of the child.
No mention of the mother at all..

 

[evertondotcom]

Diver, Tom Daley and his husband are having a baby.
Pic on bbc of them holding an ultrasound scan of the child.
No mention of the mother at all..

There is a 21 year age gap between them.

 

[carlos21]

There is a 21 year age gap between them.

Who cares mate how are today.