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[Frang]

I'm not even bothering to put up a tree this year. Bah humbug

I'm not having a tree or any deco's lad.

NEA.

 

[sageyefc]

Had a weird dream last night that pat Pheelan from corrie was trying to kill me. Was at a barbecue with joe rogan and pat jumped over the wall carrying a knife and came at me, swung a chair at him but woke up before he stabbed me

 

[COYBL25]

Had a weird dream last night that pat Pheelan from corrie was trying to kill me. Was at a barbecue with joe rogan and pat jumped over the wall carrying a knife and came at me, swung a chair at him but woke up before he stabbed me

Bad Gary`s, that`ll teach ya

 

[Eggs]

...I finally got the stuff out of the garage and Mrs Eggs is putting the Christmas tree up.

 

[Eggs]

Had a weird dream last night that pat Pheelan from corrie was trying to kill me. Was at a barbecue with joe rogan and pat jumped over the wall carrying a knife and came at me, swung a chair at him but woke up before he stabbed me

...I presume Ena Sharples and Minnie Caldwell aren’t in it any more. I haven’t watched it since Albert Tatlock ordered his last rum. I think his “I’ll have a rum” has influenced and enriched my life.

 

[Philw]

Had my work xmas party on Friday, then Footy team one on Sat. Zero hangovers @Kurt @coollino

 

[Eggs]

....massive plumes of smoke in Bootle are apparently not from a fire but from a ship which has started up its engines.

 

[larbert toffee]

...I finally got the stuff out of the garage and Mrs Eggs is putting the Christmas tree up.

We bought a new tree last year, I got it out of the garage a couple of days ago, there were 2 sets of lights which were unbelievably intertwined, the Mrs asked me if I could untangle them, it took me about three hours, she then informs me " Thanks for untangling those but I forgot the new tree has built in lights" you can just throw those other ones, seriously didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

[COYBL25]

We bought a new tree last year, I got it out of the garage a couple of days ago, there were 2 sets of lights which were unbelievably intertwined, the Mrs asked me if I could untangle them, it took me about three hours, she then informs me " Thanks for untangling those but I forgot the new tree has built in lights" you can just throw those other ones, seriously didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

We've got three Christmas trees in the loft, yet my missus was insistent on getting another.

It didn't happen this year, as I got the three trees out of the loft and told her to choose one.

No wonder she's skint lol

 

[summerisle]

Cooked 50 sausage rolls, 30 mince pies, a honey and mustard glazed gammon, some mini toad in the holes, an apple crumble and a pan of scouse. I'm officially knackered.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

off to work in 2 1/2 hours

 

[Eggs]

..think i’ll nip out for my Christmas haircut in an hour, could do with the barber putting some on these days.

 

[Gwlacticos]

Now sitting in Belfast international with a pint of Guinness after a good weekend. Back to work tomorrow. (Sad face).

 

[Armel]

This can't be real, not again:

 

[Seathestars]

I've checked in online