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[carlos21]

Cool. Need lots of walks. Is that your aunties or one of your own? Reminds me I never sent you pics of the dogs. Will try and remember when i get home. Take it easy mate.

i know mate very clever dogs mate,

 

[Degs62]

It's been raining for 3 days.

 

[scratchnsurf]

I'm about to go into the kitchen.

Updates shortly.

 

[Kurt.]

I have eaten no food today except for 1 hotdog at a football match I watched ...am now drinking my way through a case of ale......my life is an utter bollox at the moment and I have work in the morning. That's all.

 

[scratchnsurf]

I have eaten no food today except for 1 hotdog at a football match I watched ...am now drinking my way through a case of ale......my life is an utter bollox at the moment and I have work in the morning. That's all.

Chin up lad. You've got a case of ale, if nothing else.

 

[Kurt.]

Chin up lad. You've got a case of ale, if nothing else.

correctamundo scratchylid....



just for clarity,,,,which chin ?

 

[scratchnsurf]

correctamundo scratchylid....



just for clarity,,,,which chin ?

Which ever's easiest.
I'd suggest lying on the sofa and hanging your head off the side, letting gravity do the work but that's not going to work with the ale.

 

[Kurt.]

Which ever's easiest.
I'd suggest lying on the sofa and hanging your head off the side, letting gravity do the work but that's not going to work with the ale.

Could be worse mate.....I hear Goat has more chins than a chinese phone directory.

 

[scratchnsurf]

His chins are the least of his worries. He's the owner of a gock - where the gut and the cock have combined into one.

 

[scratchnsurf]

I am now in the kitchen. I don't own a massive house, it just took a while to get off the sofa.

 

[Degs62]

Having a cup of tea.

 

[Groucho]

Having a cup of tea.

Nice one. I use leaves myself.

 

[Degs62]

Nice one. I use leaves myself.

Any particular leaves or just anything you find in the garden?

 

[Kurt.]

Listening to Beverly Knight singing the Beatles version of Twist and Shout........ fantastic.

 

[Groucho]

Listening to Beverly Knight singing the Beatles version of Twist and Shout........ fantastic.

Ee, arr, what about this?[video=youtube_share;-h_GNBw0xpM]http://youtu.be/-h_GNBw0xpM[/video]