'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[TheFinnFan]

Dont ever buy old house. Better to live on rent. Especially if you have kids.

 

[larbert toffee]

Whenever I mention I'm an Evertonian it would appear to be that we're everyone else's 2nd favourite team.

 

[degsy]

Whenever I mention I'm an Evertonian it would appear to be that we're everyone else's 2nd favourite team.

This is true, happened to me just tonight at Redcliffe RSL (British Legion type thing in Oz)

 

[rascal]

I have a weird fascination with transsexuals

 

[Paul w]

I have a weird fascination with transsexuals

Need more than that.

 

[rascal]

Need more than that.

What can be better than the best of both worlds?

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Found out this morning that GOT is whitelisted in work. Productivity has subsequently taken a hit.

 

[Sennott Street]

So apparently KSI and Behzinga are beefing?! Not sure if this is a joke, a scheme to get views, or real. Thoughts anyone?

 

[sageyefc]

So apparently KSI and Behzinga are beefing?! Not sure if this is a joke, a scheme to get views, or real. Thoughts anyone?

Who?

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

So apparently KSI and Behzinga are beefing?! Not sure if this is a joke, a scheme to get views, or real. Thoughts anyone?

This might as well be written in Sanskrit.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

£4106 for a basic funeral. Just coughed up the dough . I nearly keeled over when he told me the price.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Just finished a SIA Door Supervisor Course.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Just finished a SIA Door Supervisor Course.

'Lads an lasses let's have your glasses'

'Do your talking while your walking'

That's all you need to shout at kicking out time.

 

[Jamiednm]

I've been flirting with the idea that it is Wednesday today, but have just had it confirmed to me that it is actually Tuesday.

 

[rascal]

Just shaved my head using a razor blade for the first time.

I now feel like I am about to commit violent jihad.