'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Newcastle United have become football league champions
Or in old money the second division league
The players bouncing up and down like they have won something of note
Big club mentality?

 

[Donald Twain]

What's a firepit ?

It's a pit you light fires in then dance around !

 

[Donald Twain]

The BBC weather forecast this morning said dull grey skies all day.

Wrong. It was beautifully sunny and still is.

As me arl fella says , 'if you wanner know the weather look out the window'!

 

[summerisle]

It's a pit you light fires in then dance around !

Much as I thought.

 

[Donald Twain]

Much as I thought.

Get one mate , great to sashay around while Lazy Sunday afternoon is blaring !

 

[Ernie]

As me arl fella says , 'if you wanner know the weather look out the window'!

No he doesn't

 

[Donald Twain]

No he doesn't

Oh Yes he does ! He's behind you!

 

[summerisle]

Get one mate , great to sashay around while Lazy Sunday afternoon is blaring !

Not with my knees. I need acolytes to do that for me. Unfortunately there's a dearth at the moment.

 

[Ernie]

Oh Yes he does ! He's behind you!

No mate, That's you thinking about your childhood again

 

[Donald Twain]

No mate, That's you thinking about your childhood again

How do you mean ?

 

[Donald Twain]

Not with my knees. I need acolytes to do that for me. Unfortunately there's a dearth at the moment.

Ok hobble around it then , still ace though !

 

[Ernie]

How do you mean ?

?

 

[summerisle]

Ok hobble around it then , still ace though !

As they say in the colonies, I'll take your suggestion under advisement.

 

[gonetomorrow]

As me arl fella says , 'if you wanner know the weather look out the window'!

Aye auld yin yer not wrong there. That'd save a heap o' loot for the public purse too. "What's the weather got in store for us today Jack?"
"Waal young loidee, I allus say........."

 

[Kurt.]

Off up snowdon in a minute