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[tommye]

Happy 420 day

@tommye

Thank you brother. You too.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Apparently, there's going to be some sort of election in June.

Paying £48 for a haircut and beard trim in Shoreditch, becoming everything I despise(d).

That's ridiculous.
For £48 you should be able to get a top rate blow job and get change as well.

Actually, maybe the blow job is included ?

 

[COYBL25]

Roy Keane is starting to look more and more like this fella each day

 

[Eggs]

...I didn't know Brendan Foster is retiring from his role as an athletics commentator. Seems like he's been around forever and looks great for 69. Some commentators voices become part of their sport - not a bad idea for a thread.

 

[Donald Twain]

30 anniversary of Withnail and I , a fine film indeed . Will be watching it tonight with some cake to soak up the booze !

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Ran out of suet balls

 

[COYBL25]

Steps have reformed and have a new album out.

* Claire ( the blonde one ) seriously needs to lose some weight.

 

[gonetomorrow]

...had to take my new spectacles back today, can't see a thing out of them. Optician reckons the prescription and varifocal is wrong which is pretty much everything. Ah well, fingers crossed they'll be ok when I get them back but in the meantime if you see an old fella walking into lamp posts it'll be me.

Aye. Specs aren't any use if you can't see a thing out of them.

 

[Tramps_mate]

 

[Eggs]

Aye. Specs aren't any use if you can't see a thing out of them.

..mind you, I wore them to Aintree and backed 20-1 and 25-1 winners so perhaps that says something.

 

[rascal]

A chippy and a can of beer. One of life's simple pleasures.

 

[kev]

A chippy and a can of beer. One of life's simple pleasures.

Technically, that's 2 of life's simple pleasures


Just saying

 

[LEONARD]

Why doe's that Liberal Democrat leader bloke, remind me of a presenter on children's TV?

 

[rascal]

Technically, that's 2 of life's simple pleasures


Just saying

Do you wear an anorak and stand around on railway platforms in your spare time?

 

[kev]

Do you wear an anorak and stand around on railway platforms in your spare time?

You've been stalking me haven't you?