'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[scratchnsurf]

shootings right by me ken again tonight ffs

bootle for ye lidz. brb buying a bullet proof suit

Is your Ken OK mate?

Hope he pulls through.

#pray4ken

 

[larbert toffee]

Barry Manilow has come out

 

[Eggs]

Had a look around Workington and Maryport today...tentatively house hunting

....the women wear rugby league shirts up there.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

....the women wear rugby league shirts up there.

Yes and it is quite erotic in an earthy way

 

[COYBL25]

....the women wear rugby league shirts up there.

They're a bit like female spiders up that way too.

They shag you then batter you afterwards.

Adds to the experience, knowing that you're going to get battered afterwards

 

[Durham Toffee]

I'm having a poo and using my iPad.

How did blokes manage before?

I'd live in the bog if I could.

 

[larbert toffee]

I'm having a poo and using my iPad.

How did blokes manage before?

I'd live in the bog if I could.

Why can't you use paper like everyone else?

 

[Durham Toffee]

Why can't you use paper like everyone else?

I'm hipster.

But I don't have hair to have a top knot.

So I compensate by pooing with an iPad.

 

[Bilko]

Irish rugby season coming to a head. Young Munster v Cork Con. , 3rd v 2nd Top 2 get home advantage in play offs.
Come on cookies !

yeah 3-0 win, 1 point seperates top 4 , last league matches next week

 

[Eggs]

....getting a couple of trees chopped down at the bottom of the garden today.

 

[Kurt.]

Back to work today after 10 days off.

 

[Eggs]

....getting a couple of trees chopped down at the bottom of the garden today.

...trees gone, wonderful job by the chopping fella's.

 

[Ollie d]

...trees gone, wonderful job by the chopping fella's.

As long as it wasn't the fella's chopper being praised...

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Used the Dyson today

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Getting a bath