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[BlueLlama]

The dog has just been sick over the cat

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Even though I'm rather dismayed with Everton at the minute, had to choose my first game of the season to go to today. Everton v Swansea is the winner.

 

[Baines' left foot]

The dog has just been sick over the cat

Awesome.

 

[Whitebootman]

I had red sauce on my bacon buttie this morning at work because they had run out of brown sauce. Brown is better though. I hope they get some in for next week.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I had red sauce on my bacon buttie this morning at work because they had run out of brown sauce. Brown is better though. I hope they get some in for next week.

I'm sorry to hear that mate, no man should have to go through that. I only hope that they sort it out for you sharpish as if not you'll have no choice but to take action.

 

[Whitebootman]

I'm sorry to hear that mate, no man should have to go through that. I only hope that they sort it out for you sharpish as if not you'll have no choice but to take action.

Have to. Next thing will be no mayo for my chips! It's a slippery slope from there.

 

[Kurt.]

Lads.............just wallpapered a whole bedroom in just over 2 hours so I could get out to watch footy this afternoon ha ha...my local team have a massive game in the Welsh Cup to Carmarthen Town from the league of Wales... should be a cracking game.

 

[EFCNIK]

Currently waiting to get my hair cut. About 5 people before me. Ffs.

 

[JamesBT]

Currently waiting to get my hair cut. About 5 people before me. Ffs.

I feel your pain brother. I was in your predicament yesterday, be strong xx

 

[noharmdone]

Currently waiting to get my hair cut. About 5 people before me. Ffs.

Have you looked at those waiting, and tried to work out how long they will take.. Hope there's some baldies just there for a tidy up mate.. Looks like at least an hour wait though !

 

[EFCNIK]

2 gone lads, 2 more to go. One is an old bald bloke so he won't be long, but the next is some floppy haired **** who I'm hoping just wants a tidy but he could want the whole lot off! Who knows.


#prayfornik

 

[scratchnsurf]

The dog has just been sick over the cat

Straight into the top five posts ever.

I had red sauce on my bacon buttie this morning at work because they had run out of brown sauce. Brown is better though. I hope they get some in for next week.

Are you a member of a union mate?

 

[chicoazul]

I had red sauce on my bacon buttie this morning at work because they had run out of brown sauce. Brown is better though. I hope they get some in for next week.

You've got the wrong thread mate. I care deeply about this. In fact I'm more outraged at your employers than Everton right now. Have you spoke to HR or an employment lawyer over this? Its a f*cking outrage.

 

[EFCNIK]

Its brown sauce or no sauce.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just had 3 poached eggs on toast with salt, pepper and BROWN sauce.

That's how it's done ladies and gentlemen, that's how it's done.