'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Durham Toffee]

Better yet have a poo while In the bath. Then it will be like a mudbath and u can smear urself in with it.

Jesus H Christ

 

[Durham Toffee]

I'm in the bath. I'm planning on having some Sugar Puffs when I get out.

My marking and planning is done. I've decided I can't be bothered for a proper tea now.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Yet Americans do not want gun resctrictions.. oh the irony!

They'd restrict the sale of beds first...

 

[Norwegian Cow]

Jesus H Christ

You act shocked, yet you did like my post so... enjoy ur bath !

 

[Huyton Layne]

Had a mad dream last night. Think I killed someone then people were trying to kill me, then @Mikey_Fitzgerald appears out of nowhere, we chat but I'm still crazy paranoid about being killed. Then not long after I woke up. Was very impressed with my Mikey as I've never met the lad and my brain was working off about 3 photos.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Weetabix is to go up in price.

It's the last straw.

 

[Donald Twain]

Had a mad dream last night. Think I killed someone then people were trying to kill me, then @Mikey_Fitzgerald appears out of nowhere, we chat but I'm still crazy paranoid about being killed. Then not long after I woke up. Was very impressed with my Mikey as I've never met the lad and my brain was working off about 3 photos.

As long as ya brain was the only thing working off about 3 photos!

 

[Gwlacticos]

Weetabix is to go up in price.

It's the last straw.

They've only gone up a couple of pence mate, you'll barley notice the difference.


I'll get my oat.

 

[gonetomorrow]

They've only gone up a couple of pence mate, you'll barley notice the difference.


I'll get my oat.

That's corny sort of stuff.

 

[summerisle]

Up Scumbag College.

 

[summerisle]

As Prince Charles reaches his dotage he appears to sound continually drunk.

 

[Norwegian Cow]

I just found out a clever trick. When using your mobile, put the finger you use on your phone in your nose and get some snot on it. Makes the swiping/ scrolling a lot easier because it's less friction

 

[neil999]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38842491

hahaha! he is taking the mick surely?!

 

[Groucho]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38842491

hahaha! he is taking the mick surely?!

Couldn't care less about that thing.

I'd redesign that logo as a picture of a toilet.

Actually I'd just flush the whole company.

 

[Ashtonian]

Have a job interview today I have no chance of getting.

For some reason they shortlisted me even though I know there is zero chance of passing the interview.

Side note - also applied for a job I don't want but the person interviewing for it has been telling me about potential vacancies for 4 years now so now there is one I need to turn up to prove I'm not ungrateful haha