'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Gladystweet]

I am good today kid.

Sound kid. I'm off today. Took a days holiday cos I'm knackered.

 

[carlos21]

Sound kid. I'm off today. Took a days holiday cos I'm knackered.

Play with your dog.

 

[Gladystweet]

Play with your dog.

Took him for a big walk this morning mate. We got soaked.

 

[carlos21]

Took him for a big walk this morning mate. We got soaked.

That's rubbish mate.

 

[Gladystweet]

That's rubbish mate.

Yeah he's lying by the radiator asleep now and getting dry.

 

[carlos21]

Yeah he's lying by the radiator asleep now and getting dry.

That's a good thing mate.

 

[Eggs]

....Mick Jagger a father again at 73, he must use jump leads.

 

[admirschleck]

My town was (once again) the coldest one in whole of Europe this morning.

 

[silent bob]

Work has warmed up sufficiently for me to remove my hat.

 

[kev]

....Mick Jagger a father again at 73, he must use jump leads.

He's made a lot of enemies in his time. Perhaps somebody has had it in for him.

 

[Eggs]

My town was (once again) the coldest one in whole of Europe this morning.

...I bet your glowing after the Arsenal game.

 

[COYBL25]

My town was (once again) the coldest one in whole of Europe this morning.

What temp ?

 

[silent bob]

Further to removal of hat, I have now divested myself of fleece.

 

[COYBL25]

Further to removal of hat, I have now divested myself of fleece.

Keep it going Bob. Are you playing striptease music in the background, whilst your work mates oil up ?

 

[silent bob]

Keep it going Bob. Are you playing striptease music in the background, whilst your work mates oil up ?

No but that sounds like a plan.