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[summerisle]

Just had banana and custard for lunch.

Nice, lasts about 10 seconds.

 

[silent bob]

Nice, lasts about 10 seconds.

Had it for lunch for 3 days now. It's about the only thing I can stomach at the moment.

 

[Donald Twain]

Had it for lunch for 3 days now. It's about the only thing I can stomach at the moment.

You still sheetin over a 9 bar gate ?

 

[summerisle]

You still sheetin over a 9 bar gate ?

What a romantic poet you are ; Wordsworth would be proud.

 

[Donald Twain]

What a romantic poet you are ; Wordsworth would be proud.

Why thank you .

 

[silent bob]

You still sheetin over a 9 bar gate ?

Easily.

 

[Ducans elbow]

Which hotel was it?

I got back from Azul Sensatori in Mexico last week? So far all is well.

Still got the trots nearly 4 weeks in, someone sent me this so something was going on....

http://www.itv.com/news/2016-08-10/...its-in-agony-sparking-holiday-health-warning/

 

[PITA]

Still got the trots nearly 4 weeks in, someone sent me this so something was going on....

http://www.itv.com/news/2016-08-10/...its-in-agony-sparking-holiday-health-warning/

Says one of the symptoms is weight loss. I've put on a stone so must be OK.

 

[Ducans elbow]

Says one of the symptoms is weight loss. I've put on a stone so must be OK.

I have lost about a 15lb that is the only good thing to come from this, we are looking at getting compo our travel agent is looking into it.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Near wept when this was on the news just now...£512m worth of bugle seized. More than it's humanely possible to sniff over an entire weekend!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-37057760

 

[Gwlacticos]

I'm on my holidays. Yesterday my twenty year old son appeared to be the whitest person in Ibiza. This morning I reckon he'll be one of the reddest. I've been up for a couple of hours, out for a run, they're all still in bed. C'mon Everton.

 

[sageyefc]

Was buzzing today when I stepped out of the underground with my suitcase (flying back to the UK for the weekend). Girl behind me also with a suitcase on the escalators smiled at me, then I realised it was the girl who used to sit in my department but sat quite far away, Lucia her name, very pretty. Anyway she had a new haircut so I complimented her on it, we got on the bus together and rode 5 minutes to work, before parting ways. Have agreed to go on lunch next week so will get to see her sexy little face again soon. EVERTON EVERTON.

Fuq her right in the [Poor language removed]

 

[matty1878]

I'm on my holidays. Yesterday my twenty year old son appeared to be the whitest person in Ibiza. This morning I reckon he'll be one of the reddest. I've been up for a couple of hours, out for a run, they're all still in bed. C'mon Everton.

COYB! enjoy your holiday mate

 

[matty1878]

Near wept when this was on the news just now...£512m worth of bugle seized. More than it's humanely possible to sniff over an entire weekend!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-37057760

I think you'd have problems if you even attempted lol lol lol

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I think you'd have problems if you even attempted lol lol lol

Biggest problem is I haven't got access to the evidence locker (Garage) to attempt it, Matty.

Imagine copping for a thirty sack the size of one of them? Lordy!