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Whistlin' Dixie · June 21, 2016

carlos21 said:
Hi lad.

Hello mate - what time you off on yer jolly hols our kid?

carlos21 · June 21, 2016

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Hello mate - what time you off on yer jolly hols our kid?

Tomorrow mate about 2.15 mate.

Rugby Toffee · June 21, 2016

Mowed the lawns yet again. Also visited Primark & Sports Direct ....with the missus , but they wouldn't buy her

Whistlin' Dixie · June 22, 2016

Any saddos on here gone to see Liz in Liverpool today?

summerisle · June 23, 2016

larbert toffee · June 23, 2016

summerisle said:

Tramps_mate · June 23, 2016

Fancy a coffee with that sir?? :eek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tml?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

Billy Dean · June 23, 2016

considering going out tonight with my polo shirt done up to the top. I just feel more comfortable that way.

Rugby Toffee · June 23, 2016

The Magpies are having a ruck with the Pigeons in the garden

Whistlin' Dixie · June 23, 2016

Rugby Toffee said:
The Magpies are having a ruck with the Pigeons in the garden

From punching horses to full-on aldridge :confused:

rascal · June 29, 2016

Just been soaked by a car that deliberately drove through a puddle. Considering whether to report them to the police, and it would certainly give me the sense of satisfaction that it no doubt gave them. It was a mature driver too, probably in their 50s, so that's made me even more determined.

Whistlin' Dixie · June 29, 2016

rascal said:
Just been soaked by a car that deliberately drove through a puddle. Considering whether to report them to the police, and it would certainly give me the sense of satisfaction that it no doubt gave them. It was a mature driver too, probably in their 50s, so that's made me even more determined.

Postman did that to me about two years ago...Got told he shat himself when he found out off our postie that I used to be a postie meself, so could easily track him down...A load of the other posties who know me told him he'd made a bad move.

Pleaded that he didn't see me apparently. Quite hard to believe when you're 6' 5" and 22 stone :bye:

Still haven't caught up with him, but apparently he's been taken off driving and put on a round, last I heard.

admirschleck · June 29, 2016

Just laughed my ass off for about 10-15 minutes reading that apology thread. That was awesome.

rascal · June 29, 2016

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Postman did that to me about two years ago...Got told he shat himself when he found out off our postie that I used to be a postie meself, so could easily track him down...A load of the other posties who know me told him he'd made a bad move.

Pleaded that he didn't see me apparently. Quite hard to believe when you're 6' 5" and 22 stone Still haven't caught up with him, but apparently he's been taken off driving and put on a round, last I heard.

If it was a youth then I would be somewhat okay with that, just a kid getting his kicks, but a mature bloke doing it deserves the angry wrath of God. Or PC Plod.

Whistlin' Dixie · June 30, 2016

Outgoing murkeyside plod chief cunstable john murphy, on the radio just now:

"Failed most of my 'O' levels, so decided to join the police"

Who'da thunked it?