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[Whistlin' Dixie]

Hi lad.

Hello mate - what time you off on yer jolly hols our kid?

 

[carlos21]

Hello mate - what time you off on yer jolly hols our kid?

Tomorrow mate about 2.15 mate.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Mowed the lawns yet again. Also visited Primark & Sports Direct ....with the missus , but they wouldn't buy her

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Any saddos on here gone to see Liz in Liverpool today?

 

[summerisle]

 

[larbert toffee]

 

[Tramps_mate]

Fancy a coffee with that sir??

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tml?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

 

[Billy Dean]

considering going out tonight with my polo shirt done up to the top. I just feel more comfortable that way.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

The Magpies are having a ruck with the Pigeons in the garden

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

The Magpies are having a ruck with the Pigeons in the garden

From punching horses to full-on aldridge

 

[rascal]

Just been soaked by a car that deliberately drove through a puddle. Considering whether to report them to the police, and it would certainly give me the sense of satisfaction that it no doubt gave them. It was a mature driver too, probably in their 50s, so that's made me even more determined.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Just been soaked by a car that deliberately drove through a puddle. Considering whether to report them to the police, and it would certainly give me the sense of satisfaction that it no doubt gave them. It was a mature driver too, probably in their 50s, so that's made me even more determined.

Postman did that to me about two years ago...Got told he shat himself when he found out off our postie that I used to be a postie meself, so could easily track him down...A load of the other posties who know me told him he'd made a bad move.

Pleaded that he didn't see me apparently. Quite hard to believe when you're 6' 5" and 22 stone Still haven't caught up with him, but apparently he's been taken off driving and put on a round, last I heard.

 

[admirschleck]

Just laughed my ass off for about 10-15 minutes reading that apology thread. That was awesome.

 

[rascal]

Postman did that to me about two years ago...Got told he shat himself when he found out off our postie that I used to be a postie meself, so could easily track him down...A load of the other posties who know me told him he'd made a bad move.

Pleaded that he didn't see me apparently. Quite hard to believe when you're 6' 5" and 22 stone Still haven't caught up with him, but apparently he's been taken off driving and put on a round, last I heard.

If it was a youth then I would be somewhat okay with that, just a kid getting his kicks, but a mature bloke doing it deserves the angry wrath of God. Or PC Plod.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Outgoing murkeyside plod chief cunstable john murphy, on the radio just now:

"Failed most of my 'O' levels, so decided to join the police"

Who'da thunked it?