'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Eggs]

...Muirfield golf club uphold it's rule to ban women membership. The R&A have reacted by removing the course from it's Open schedule.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I did a fart so bad before that it disgusted a group of builders. A proud moment.

 

[evertoniandy]

I did a fart so bad before that it disgusted a group of builders. A proud moment.

Was it full of spunk?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Was it full of spunk?

Probably, it smelt of rotten eggs. Really mature flavour.

 

[Eggs]

....off to Goodison now to watch my son play in a corporate business footy competition. He's not played there before and is buzzing, be great to see him out on the pitch.

 

[quasi modo]

Off to nieces birthday party, be arsed with kids running round wild all afternoon.

 

[degsy]

Can GOT count to 100

 

[Billy Dean]

Discovered an industrial strength deodorant from the chemist. My massive underarm sweat patches are a thing of the past. I can wear pale blue and grey tops again. The itching and burning is totally worth it.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Trimmed the hedge , then walked Moysie. Could do with a beer now

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I don't know whether to get drunk, or get polluted.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Discovered an industrial strength deodorant from the chemist. My massive underarm sweat patches are a thing of the past. I can wear pale blue and grey tops again. The itching and burning is totally worth it.

Which one did you get? I've had this problem before. It's a fkn nightmare.

 

[Billy Dean]

Which one did you get? I've had this problem before. It's a fkn nightmare.

I got one called Yerka but that's in Germany, dunno if you can get it in the UK. If you ask at a chemist they should be able to sort you out. Start with a low dosage and work your way up, I made the mistake of not doing that.

 

[Eggs]

....off to Goodison now to watch my son play in a corporate business footy competition. He's not played there before and is buzzing, be great to see him out on the pitch.

....it's 40 years since I last played there properly so couldn't resist nipping on the pitch and smashing a couple in the Gwladys St net, still deadly from a yard.

 

[silent bob]

It's raining again so i can't do the gardening. Oh well, never mind.

 

[deipnosophist]

the roasted and stuffed chicken was a great success. Thank you to all my fellow Goters who lent me courage toward pushing culinary envelope.