'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[DualityNSNO]

I'm just back from the church, it's Easter back home so found an orthodox church for me and my (Greek) flatmate to go to!

Christ has risen/Христос Воскресе/Khristos Anesti and so on to all the Christian orthodox people on here

 

[summerisle]

I like baked ham.

 

[Groucho]

THE KIDS HAD ME UP AT 05:00 BUT HAVE GONE BACK TO SLEEP I HAVEN'T THOUGH ISN'T DOUBLE ESPRESSO GREAT????

 

[Donald Twain]

Got no butter for my hovis granary!

 

[chrissyjack]

I've run out of brekkie cereal . Toast it is , then

 

[Lionel Naismith]

I'm lying down

 

[Eggs]

...bloke in the gym had Jesus sandals on, looked very odd.

 

[Donald Twain]

...bloke in the gym had Jesus sandals on, looked very odd.

was he on the Cross trainer?

 

[Eggs]

was he on the Cross trainer?

....weights.

 

[larbert toffee]

16yo son grounded for a month for drunken behaviour.Though secretly I was laughing like fook

 

[l4toffee]

16yo son grounded for a month for drunken behaviour.Though secretly I was laughing like fook

Offer to take him for a Sunday afternoon curer now . If he agrees then you should be a very proud father

 

[larbert toffee]

too late, the law has been laid down,he apologised, has accepted his punishment(grounded for a month) and we move on.Will be proud of him if he sticks to his side of the bargain

 

[larbert toffee]

Offer to take him for a Sunday afternoon curer now . If he agrees then you should be a very proud father

too late, the law has been laid down,he apologised, has accepted his punishment(grounded for a month) and we move on.Will be proud of him if he sticks to his side of the bargain

 

[Donald Twain]

Peeling spuds here.

 

[larbert toffee]

Christ has risen/Христос Воскресе/Khristos Anesti and so on to all the Christian orthodox people on here

That's all wotsit to me