'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[silent bob]

What happened to @SpurtingLesbian??

SSSSSHHH!!!!

 

[carlos21]

SSSSSHHH!!!!

Okay Bob.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Bought 2 rolls of Bubble Wrap today

 

[carlos21]

Bought 2 rolls of Bubble Wrap today

Well done.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Well done.

Thank you

 

[carlos21]

Thank you

No worries about that mate,

 

[evertoniandy]

http://gu.com/p/4t27a?

Bad wools. lol

 

[silent bob]

Okay Bob.

Evening mate.
Sorry this is late but i`m stuck in work!

 

[summerisle]

I'll get in before he's on. Greg Wallace, eye and ear pain.

 

[Tramps_mate]

SSSSSHHH!!!!

Was he a very naughty boy?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Was he a very naughty boy?

Who banned spurting

 

[SerenityNigh]

This was perfect for Spurty's thread. Oh well:

http://boingboing.net/2016/03/31/police-investigate-man-who-del.html

A gentleman in Laholm, Sweden allegedly delivered a "revenge fart" in a woman's flat after she refused to have sex with him. So she called police who were obligated to investigate for any criminal activity. Apparently though, revenge farting is not a crime. From 60ABC:

The man and the woman, whose names were not released to the public, had talked of having sex in a different occasion, but they are not in a relationship. According to the woman, the man visited her in her house with the desire to have sex with her. When she refused to indulge him, he simply farted and left.​

“It smelled very bad in my flat,” the woman said in her police report.

 

[SerenityNigh]

This was perfect for Spurty's thread. Oh well:

http://boingboing.net/2016/03/31/police-investigate-man-who-del.html

*Not exactly sure that should be classed as revenge farting. Who's to say he wouldn't have farted and left if his desires had been met?

 

[evertoniandy]

I'll get in before he's on. Greg Wallace, eye and ear pain.

I like him. Might post it in that "I'm probably the only person who" thread.

 

[summerisle]

I like him. Might post it in that "I'm probably the only person who" thread.