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Eggs · March 2, 2016

........weights are out today for the handicaps at Cheltenham.

hibbo'sclass · March 2, 2016

I wrote my CV today for the first time in 20+ years. Might start looking for a part time job soon....

sageyefc · March 2, 2016

Johnson getting guilty on sexual activity, gonna do fair bit of time in the jug by the sound of it

Rugby Toffee · March 2, 2016

Windows has just updated ...AGAIN

Ashtonian · March 3, 2016

Just got my first connect 4 right on radio city 2 (in work)

All the answers are connected by the name chris.

FFS coudlnt get the one with the bald heads but chris i get.

DualityNSNO · March 3, 2016

Today is Bulgaria's National Liberation day from Ottoman enslavement.

Also I learned that, as per tradition dating since the 1960's (for some reason), we raise our flag in the centre of Chicago!

carlos21 · March 3, 2016

DualityNSNO said:
Today is Bulgaria's National Liberation day from Ottoman enslavement.

Also I learned that, as per tradition dating since the 1960's (for some reason), we raise our flag in the centre of Chicago!

Carlos just had a lion bar mate.

Baines' left foot · March 3, 2016

I laid my first bricks in over a year and a half today and actually quite enjoyed it.

COYBL25 · March 3, 2016

Baines' left foot said:
I laid my first bricks in over a year and a half today and actually quite enjoyed it.

Give it a week in the rain and you'll be longing for that company car !

Rugby Toffee · March 3, 2016

Moysie has just fallen asleep

Baines' left foot · March 3, 2016

COYBL25 said:
Give it a week in the rain and you'll be longing for that company car !

Haha, I haven't started up again. Just needed to replace a few bricks for a client inspection. It reminds me of times when I only had to worry about myself, and not 100 people who think you're a d1ck head. Times were simpler.

COYBL25 · March 3, 2016

Baines' left foot said:
Haha, I haven't started up again. Just needed to replace a few bricks for a client inspection. It reminds me of times when I only had to worry about myself, and not 100 people who think you're a d1ck head. Times were simpler.

They always are when you're younger and have no responsibility !

silent bob · March 3, 2016

Baines' left foot said:
I laid my first bricks in over a year and a half today and actually quite enjoyed it.

Euphemism??

Baines' left foot · March 3, 2016

silent bob said:
Euphemism??

Yes mate, it was great to finally get rid of it.

roydo · March 4, 2016

My neighbour got hauled in by the Special Branch yesterday.

And Mrs R, who used to work alongside them, said the way they did it, massive unmarked range rover, single, dead hard looking women officer going in alone with the cuffs, mean they are almost certainly acting after a surveillance operation. Like he is at a computer screen or something.......