'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[COYBL25]

Yeah got an offer last week which I accepted on Friday.

make sure you give the company car a good thrashing before you hand it back mate !

 

[Baines' left foot]

make sure you give the company car a good thrashing before you hand it back mate !

Speed bumps? What speed bumps?

 

[rascal]

Just got a new window

 

[summerisle]

Just got a new window

?

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've got a massive spot on my left arse cheek and it fking wrecks.

 

[Bilko]

big bright star by the moon is Jupiter ,clear as a bell tonight if your in Ireland

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Got a lump on my leg, it's a bit sore.

 

[summerisle]

Got a lump on my leg, it's a bit sore.

Tell her to get off.

 

[l4toffee]

I've got a massive spot on my left arse cheek and it fking wrecks.

So does my city, it's called the Wirral.

 

[Baines' left foot]

So does my city, it's called the Wirral.

lol

 

[PITA]

big bright star by the moon is Jupiter ,clear as a bell tonight if your in Ireland

Jupiter is not a star mate.

 

[Eggs]

Got a lump on my leg, it's a bit sore.

....DVT, take care.

 

[Bilko]

Jupiter is not a star mate.

smart ass !!!lol

 

[summerisle]

Tony Blackburn sacked from R2 days before report on BBC probe into sex abuse.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/tony-blackburn-sacked-bbc-sex-7435747

 

[rascal]

It's my Aunt's funeral today, she was only in her fifties. Her husband, my uncle, also has the same form of cancer. Two of the kindest people I've ever known