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Baines' left foot said:
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I once exchanged phone numbers with a girl on a night out when I was very drunk and could only remember her being very slim and nothing else at all. I phoned her a few times and got on really well and arranged to meet her outside Central Station. My heart sank as she walked towards me and I realised that she had more hair on her top lip than a Greek widow.
We went over to the Central for a drink and all I could think of was how to escape. In the end I pretended to be ill and legged it. Ps - she wasn't a fella, I know that for sure !
 

bluerobert said:
That the lad will turn up and after
knowing her for 10 minutes will realise she's the one for him and the lie she spun him will be one little joke they have on their wedding night. I don't get it me mate, if you're meeting up for the purpose of having sex with somebody that you don't know surely they must realise they will find out. Imagine he'd have turned up with one arm. What would her response have been
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she might of find him 'h'armless and fell in love with him ? :oops:
 
COYBL25 said:
I once exchanged phone numbers with a girl on a night out when I was very drunk and could only remember her being very slim and nothing else at all. I phoned her a few times and got on really well and arranged to meet her outside Central Station. My heart sank as she walked towards me and I realised that she had more hair on her top lip than a Greek widow.
We went over to the Central for a drink and all I could think of was how to escape. In the end I pretended to be ill and legged it. Ps - she wasn't a fella, I know that for sure !
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Hahaha! I've had that before. Getting a number on a night out and then texting them for a few days after thinking "this one's keen!", and when you see them in the cold light of day you realise why they were so keen.
 
Baines' left foot said:
Hahaha! I've had that before. Getting a number on a night out and then texting them for a few days after thinking "this one's keen!", and when you see them in the cold light of day you realise why they were so keen.
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There's another story involving a stunner who had a colostomy bag that she never told me about, that still haunts me to this day !

I felt incredibly guilty after that one though .
 



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