'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Maxwell]

Deleufeo out in town ?

LUKAKU AND HE'S GOT A HUGE WILLY

 

[Kurt.]

Just been up haven't I. Nearly got blown down a 300 metre drop didn't I. Crapped my pants didn't I.

going up on xmas day aren't I........ well that's the plan so far

 

[Kurt.]

Watching Love Actually , I have work in the morning and should go to bed but Martine Mcutcheon gives me nice feelings in my undercrackers

 

[GwladysBlue]

I've just watched the last ten minutes or so of Grease, my only question is how the hell did that film ever become a hit?! Honestly it is absolutely terrible.

My mum said she went to the pictures about six times to see it.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

in bed

 

[arch stanton]

i'm going the panto tomorrow night, cant wait

 

[evertoniandy]

I've just watched the last ten minutes or so of Grease, my only question is how the hell did that film ever become a hit?! Honestly it is absolutely terrible.

My mum said she went to the pictures about six times to see it.

Because it's [Poor language removed] ace?

 

[l4toffee]

i'm going the panto tomorrow night, cant wait

Oh yes you can

 

[summerisle]

Burned my potatoes.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Because it's [Poor language removed] ace?

What?! I hope you're joking, mate.

 

[evertoniandy]

What?! I hope you're joking, mate.

I am most certainly not.

 

[admirschleck]

I never in my life watched Star Wars.

 

[Billy Dean]

Bloke tried to attack me with butter, cream and milk today. How dairy!

 

[Kurt.]

Bloke tried to attack me with butter, cream and milk today. How dairy!

That's so bad it's good..... @micknick

 

[Professor Toffee]

i'm going the panto tomorrow night, cant wait

Oh yes you can and look behind you!