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[Deleted member 28206]

i'm having a lovely chococcino from my new Dolce Gusto machine.... I highly recommend it.

Fagit

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I had a KFC, Burger King and a Dominos in the space of 36 hours at the weekend.

My stomach has felt horrendous for 3 days. Never, ever again.

MY IDOL XXX

 

[Kurt.]

Fagit

hi bry xx

 

[Baines' left foot]

Sat on a train and there's a bloke about 10 metres away eating crisps. I can hear every single bite. This is why I don't do public transport.

 

[Kurt.]

Taking a drive to the kebab shop.... 1/4lb flame grilled burger with onions and sauce + a pitta bread filled with chips, onions, lettuce, tomato sauce..... Fat Boi's Friday Feast

 

[scratchnsurf]

Taking a drive to the kebab shop.... 1/4lb flame grilled burger with onions and sauce + a pitta bread filled with chips, onions, lettuce, tomato sauce..... Fat Boi's Friday Feast

Can we all call you Fat Boi?

 

[Kurt.]

Can we all call you Fat Boi?

call me what you like handsome xx

 

[DualityNSNO]

call me what you like handsome xx

Sheepshagger.

 

[Kurt.]

Sheepshagger.

yer mar's not a sheep ffs

 

[DualityNSNO]

yer mar's not a sheep ffs

You can only wish you were that lucky mate, stick to sheep yeah? x

 

[Kurt.]

You can only wish you were that lucky mate, stick to sheep yeah? x

I would never wish yer mar was a sheep

 

[arch stanton]

i made a boss thai green curry, mrs AS was well tucking into it,

 

[DualityNSNO]

I would never wish yer mar was a sheep

Fairly sure you perceive everyone as sheep at this point.

Also my mum won't even look at you, Fat Boi.

 

[Kurt.]

Fairly sure you perceive everyone as sheep at this point.

Also my mum won't even look at you, Fat Boi.

she can't see anyway through the bag I make her put on her head xx

 

[DualityNSNO]

she can't see anyway through the bag I make her put on her head xx

Dream on, fatty. x