'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[AlE]

Well dont come crying to me when it goes missing like that thai plane

You'll be the first person I think of mate.

I'll be fine anyway, was a proper good swimmer at school

 

[Sapie88]

Nah you get wifi and all sorts on planes now...

Screenshot your current location.

 

[sageyefc]

Screenshot your current location.

Fuq the location. Get some creep shots of the air hostess's

 

[AlE]

Screenshot your current location.

Somewhere near Baghdad...

And @sageyefc they're mostly blokes.. Shame

 

[Sapie88]

Somewhere near Baghdad...

And @sageyefc they're mostly blokes.. Shame

Lad. I was in Baghdad when you were still in your dad's bag.

 

[Eggs]

....must be summer, just heard the ice cream man.

 

[evertoniandy]

Flying home from Amsterdam.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

....must be summer, just heard the ice cream man.

I'm pretty sure he exists throughout the year too.

 

[Huyton Layne]

After seeing the results of her step dad's makeover Khloe Kardashian is also thinking of getting an operation to look like a woman ::drops mike::

 

[davids]

Don't clear out a shed that been in the full sun all day.

 

[Maxwell]

I'm moving into my new flat today.

 

[The Esk]

Some bar steward keyed my car today

 

[COYBL25]

Some bar steward keyed my car today

Problem around by me too, just don't get why people do it.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I hate kids so, so much.

JUST STOP SCREAMING YOU LITTLE C****

 

[The Esk]

Problem around by me too, just don't get why people do it.

Yeh, wasn't at home but somewhere I was visiting.

Should have taken the tube or taxi!