'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[donalmclean]

i have to work on christmas eve.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Just paid far too much for a haircut. I look the bollocks now though.

 

[Lori]

I found my Swiffer.

 

[Huyton Layne]

I found my Swiffer.

I like it when news stories have a happy ending

 

[pornpimol2]

Never had the money to go when I had the time to and now I've got the money I've got no time. No idea how people manage it really as you've essentially got to quit your job.

Im 38 and i work my way around the world

 

[deipnosophist]

I have just dropped my watch at a jewellers to get fixed

 

[pornpimol2]

just had a chest x-ray and passed after 20 odd years of smoking

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just been given a bottle of Glenmorangie 10 year old single malt by one of the subcontractors. Nice.

 

[Billy Dean]

Im 38 and i work my way around the world

what kind of work do you do mate, if you don't mind me asking? Would love to work my way around the world. Have often considered doing that by teaching english.

 

[bluemangroup]

I found my Swiffer.

Think of the hours of fun you can have with it now. I remember when I first found my Swiffer, didn't leave the house for a week.

 

[pornpimol2]

what kind of work do you do mate, if you don't mind me asking? Would love to work my way around the world. Have often considered doing that by teaching english.

in the casino game. Just got a new job on the ships again.

 

[davidloach]

writing a paper about aristotle and he is confusing as hell

 

[AlE]

Just had a coffee in my new GOT mug.

#LivingTheDream

 

[bluemangroup]

Just had a coffee in my new GOT mug.

#LivingTheDream

I drank mine out of somebody else's GOT mug #getonme

 

[The Esk]

I have just dropped my watch at a jewellers to get fixed

Dropping a watch to fix it is a strange repair method.