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Deleted member 24970 · November 18, 2014

Im currently getting a lecture from what i can only describe as a 'born again food cristian' about how unhealthy monster energy drinks are..... previously she ate fast food, smoked and drank....

L4Everton · November 18, 2014

The case of two dead transplant recipients is a complicated and heart breaking one. That two people were given the kidneys from a homeless alcoholic is one thing, that neither patient was informed of who the kidneys had belonged to and the associated risks is as close to criminal as I can imagine when it comes to surgery (not that it was necessarily the fault of the surgeon per se)

Baines' left foot · November 18, 2014

Just handed a phone in that someone had left behind at the gym. It was a good phone too.

#goodLAD

blue61 · November 18, 2014

I've just found a stapler, hole punch, note pad, scissors, numerous pens, a hard hat and and some gloves. Wonder who's they are?

AlE · November 18, 2014

I think I've just broken my finger.

NEA

AlE · November 18, 2014

AlE said:
I think I've just broken my finger.

NEA

If it's swollen, bruised and I can't move it, is it broken?

Appreciate your answers....

Kurt. · November 19, 2014

AlE said:
If it's swollen, bruised and I can't move it, is it broken?

Appreciate your answers....

No, it's got a hard-on

Kurt. · November 19, 2014

Sitting in a car park swigging macdonalds coffee when I should be working... NEA

Simo · November 19, 2014

Kurt said:
Sitting in a car park swigging macdonalds coffee when I should be working... NEA

You in a van?

Ashtonian · November 19, 2014

nothing to do in work today. even the back up work is being covered by someone else doing a rare day shift.

trying to look busy by doing nothing.

Kurt. · November 19, 2014

Simo said:
You in a van?

Nope... My car

Billy Dean · November 19, 2014

considering sticking LA Confidential on

Baines' left foot · November 19, 2014

I love my new gym so much. Loads of fitties to look at. It provides the extra motivation I need. I've been 5 days in a row!

CahillsCornerFlag · November 19, 2014

Baines' left foot said:
Just handed a phone in that someone had left behind at the gym. It was a good phone too.

#goodLAD

I handed in an iphone 5C on a night out in Newcastle when it was brand new out. Looked as though it was a good looking girls too, based on her background. I hate that I've got morals.