'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[AdaBrummieblue]

Got dumped yesterday! Pretty pee'd off cos she beat me too it...

 

[Kurt.]

Gonna shave my head in a minute, then shave my face, then trim my pyabs. Constructive afternoon ahead.

 

[Maxwell]

player of the lunch aye.... Wow, sounds ace lol

im still pretty pissed obviously

 

[tommye]

just scratched my leg

 

[Eggs]

Got dumped yesterday! Pretty pee'd off cos she beat me too it...

...never mind, Matey, we believe you.

 

[Eggs]

....I've just ordered a new combi boiler - Worcester Bosch. I've had a Ferroli for 20 years (I know they have a bad reputation but its been great) and thought I should replace it before it blows up.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Bridget Jones has a new face

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just seen one of my (male) flat mates wearing a poncho.

A poncho.

 

[zandvoort blue]

Got a daughter now
She's pretty boss

 

[chrissyjack]

Daughter's just made me a cup of tea . It's terrible

 

[chrissyjack]

Got a daughter now
She's pretty boss

She IS the boss

 

[zandvoort blue]

She IS the boss

Amen to that, brother

 

[mezzrow]

Just bought the Halloween candy. All set if I don't eat it myself.

(file under news from the USA)

 

[ilikecheese]

I just ate two Babybels...

 

[Librarian]

Clocks go back soon