Im really, really bored. Ive watched all my films and tv shows and my g/f has just gone round to her Mums. We have engaged in sexual acts, so that means i cant even watch porn for an hour or so. Which leaves me very bored. Any suggestions?
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Think of her sister/mother and GO again.
little curly alan ball
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Whats " Her Mum " , up to Goat ???
As for being bored . Ditto cocka . I think I may have a hernia . Either that or the article from the Indy front page , last week , linking Cannabis use and testicular cancer , will have to be taken out from under the cushion , and actually read .
Thus , mobility is limited , me mates have swereved me , me lad's in a Hotel in Town , doing the Valentine thing , and Im not playing with no-one . ( this was a playground , and not a sexual reference , in case Chico's listening . )
However , Groundhog Day is on soon . Only seen it 5 thousand times , but Mr. Murray always does it for me . Always .
As for being bored . Ditto cocka . I think I may have a hernia . Either that or the article from the Indy front page , last week , linking Cannabis use and testicular cancer , will have to be taken out from under the cushion , and actually read .
Thus , mobility is limited , me mates have swereved me , me lad's in a Hotel in Town , doing the Valentine thing , and Im not playing with no-one . ( this was a playground , and not a sexual reference , in case Chico's listening . )
However , Groundhog Day is on soon . Only seen it 5 thousand times , but Mr. Murray always does it for me . Always .
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Please god no, her mother makes my penis shrink. I know, 40 years from now its my g/f, but im hoping i will be dead by then.
little curly never EVER fails to impress me with his insights.
Its poetry.
Its poetry.
Hes got a point with that cancer and cannabis link tho. Scared the [Poor language removed] out of me, i had to make another joint i was that worried.
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you watched lost lid?
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
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guy i went to school with has had girlfriends in the 16-20 bracket ever since (he's now 40), i said the other day that, he mustve met some chick and then realised he went to school with her dad by now, he then informed me that his girlfriends mum was a year below us at school.
I sure have, its getting exciting and stuff. I mean im still with it, it hasnt lost me completely. I just dont know where i know that woman from? You know faradays mother. Where have we seen her before?
little curly alan ball
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