bleach

[ricardobee]

i heard if you take a lady out and ply her with milton then she won't get pregnant when you scuttle her at carr mill dam on the way home.

superb

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Iv got the most stinking of hangovers.......


Never,ever im i drinking that V.S.O.P Harpic again.












Throws up**

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I prefer glue sniffing, only drink bleach when I've got a cold.

 

[Goat]

And the Dutch go too far yet again. Shocking.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

And the Dutch go too far yet again. Shocking.

It works for me though. Always stay open minded, it's something we Dutch are very good at.

 

[Goat]

Yeah I know, ive seen your sex shops........................ Got hit in the head by some frigging 20" Double ended dildo hanging from the ceiling. Didnt know whether to rub my head or rub the.........................

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Just pm me your decision, no need to put it on this forum.

 

[Goat]

The fact that I even had a decision to make tells you what I did.

It was soft and felt warm.

 

[Lao]

Cillit BANG

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Think I won't answer that, MG.

 

[Goat]

Cillit BANG

Dont use that, we dont want the dirt gone, we LOVE DIRT!!!!!

Ginger Spice is DIRT, FACT!

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Cillit BANG

Now were talking...!!!

 

[BlueTak]

I put bleach in my cats milk bowl, its proper funny.

 

[scottsblue]

your startin to make me think my fosters is spiked with bleach:blink:

 

[Vim Fuego]

Now were talking...!!!

It's a bint's tipple.

Try Forest Pine Toilet Duck on the rocks.

Then come back and try to argue a case.