Blaggin to get in a girls pants

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Pickin up on a theme referenced by Whitebootman in another thread.

What's the biggest whopper you've told in order to get into a girls pants?

I once convinced this innocent young thing that I worked at London zoo, in the penguin enclosure. I told her that penguins are inquistive by nature so when a plane flies overhead the penguins watch it intently, so much so that they fall into a kind of trance, and they lean back to follow the aircrafts flight path overhead. They then over-balance and topple over, and can't get back-up, and it was my job to stand them up again.

And it worked!.....bless her

 

[Hayee]

Fair play she must have been thick!

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Fair play she must have been thick!

Aye she was that, and an animal lover...growwwwl!

 

[Hayee]

Was she [Poor language removed]?

 

[bigbadjeff]

I use my intellect, wit, repartee and then just hope they take pity on me. If anyone would like a demo of this talent look out for an all round good egg and snappy dresser in upper Gwladys this Sunday with BIG BAD JEFF 69 on his shirt. If you ask nicely I well give you a private showing of my bat out of hell tattoo .

 

[Hayee]

I've got 69 on my shirt too!

 

[bigbadjeff]

I've got 69 on my shirt too!

Maybe we should meet up and compare 69s

 

[bigbadjeff]

Heard this cracker, don't know, it may be an urban myth but a group of deep sea divers were in a bar and they e=were being chattet to by the local party girls. The men said that they were divers on oil rigs and had to dive down and clean the rig stantions of a creature which eroded the metalwork. These creatures were called MUFFs, so in other words they were wait for it MUFF DIVERS LOL LOL

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Fair play she must have been thick!

Well put it this way...she didn't own any rubber fists!

 

[teppic]

Oh my god, so many.

When I was at uni I told one girl I was a test driver for Ferrari. I just happened to be wearing a Ferrari baseball cap at the time. It worked a charm.

In a club me and my mates convinced a group of girls I was a new Italian player for Sheffield Wednesday. That was boss and gave me a small insight in to how easy it must be for prem players out on the pull.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Oh my god, so many.

When I was at uni I told one girl I was a test driver for Ferrari. I just happened to be wearing a Ferrari baseball cap at the time. It worked a charm.

In a club me and my mates convinced a group of girls I was a new Italian player for Sheffield Wednesday. That was boss and gave me a small insight in to how easy it must be for prem players out on the pull.

Liking your moves

 

[Whitebootman]

Pickin up on a theme referenced by Whitebootman in another thread.

What's the biggest whopper you've told in order to get into a girls pants?

You make me sound like a smooth talking Lothario with a sharp suit, slicked back hair and a thin moustache.


Thanks very much, made me feel 30 years younger.

I used to tell girls I was a window cleaner on a submarine. Some kissed me.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

You make me sound like a smooth talking Lothario with a sharp suit, slicked back hair and a thin moustache.


Thanks very much, made me feel 30 years younger.

I used to tell girls I was a window cleaner on a submarine. Some kissed me.

Nice one

 

[Whitebootman]

Strange thing is, it was a part of my job at the time.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Strange thing is, it was a part of my job at the time.

What was....being a smooth talking Lothario with a sharp suit, slicked back hair and a thin moustache???