I would have lost my house on Gomes in the most obvious game in the world, the 'better than [insert Everton player here]' game, can't believe he has only been mentioned on the second page.
Alternative take - He's actually their best player. He's massively overweight but is a superb footballer. However, having had a move to a bigger club scuppered by his manager he has downed tools and is throwing in half-arsed passes and not putting a shift in to force a move.
The manager must feel the same way I did when my missus asked if her mother could come on holidays with us. Looked pretty similar to this bubblebutt. Having flashbacks now
Not true apparently but has covered more ground than Gomes this season and can point better than Gylfy ever could. his xG stats are something else but heat map isn’t the best
Has also been know fo put weight on during a match but is still slimmer than a prime jan molby.
