Rugby Toffee
Player Valuation: £60m
To be honest who cares...They are both plastic people, Katie more so obviously


He's just checking if there is going to be another Roswell.
Give me a shout when Valerie Singleton turns up.
Give me a shout when Valerie Singleton turns up. 
heres one I prepared earlier
Give me a shout when Valerie Singleton turns up.
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Nice one Monty, your Whitebootman badge is in the virtual post.I've gone for Andre, as I can't really be @rsed about him, whereas I think she is a pox ridden, bucket f@nnied, diseased, inflatable, rent a sl@g, who I wouldn't touch with a 20 foot barge pole lest it start to rot on contact before being swallowed without touching the sides.
am not really a fan



I'd rip the back out of it. Jugs are jugs, real or fake, they still have a function and they do it well.

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