2023/24 Beto

[navidson]

He's a crapper, younger Rondon

 

[Tel001]

He did and didn't head it down.

Dom however was in control, had so many options and chose the wrong one.

Both awful misses.

But worse of the season? The Villa one haunts me.

I forgot about that one … open goal basically and hit it straight at the defender

 

[Tel001]

Just stick Keane up top already.

Keane would have planted an 80 yard header straight past Pickford into the top corner if he had the beto chance

 

[Tel001]

100% our latest training vid will have him and DCL slotting from all angles and overhead kicks and 40 yard volleys.

We must have a world class editor on the books

 

[Arteta2391]

I can hear the Everton striker coaches being in his ear during training

"Ya know ya gotta put the ball in between the posts lad"

 

[GoldenToffee]

It's all set for a Beto 91st and 94th minute brace to win it.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I'm just gonna murmur it, Beto has a little bit of the Iwobi's about him, for such a big lad he seems very very disinterested in using his size and strength to push and shove and bully smaller lighter slower opposition. I want some steel please. [I acknowledge Beto has won 5 times more headers in his Everton career so far than Iwobi ever did]

 

[Frenk]

He’s offering more than DCL at the moment, not much but he is. DCL isn’t even giving the opposition defence a hard time at the moment.

 

[Street end man]

Coming on as usual in the 85th It's hard to know if he's good or not. Easier to decide with Lewin really as he's an auto name on the team sheet.

 

[pfim]

Coming on as usual in the 85th It's hard to know if he's good or not. Easier to decide with Lewin really as he's an auto name on the team sheet.

Chermiti came on before him, there's your clue.

 

[Frenk]

Coming on as usual in the 85th It's hard to know if he's good or not. Easier to decide with Lewin really as he's an auto name on the team sheet.

I think he causes more trouble than DCL to be honest, not hard to do, but he does.

 

[pfim]

Dobbin made an impact in the same amount of time. Beto spent half his time on the floor (though to be fair the 2nd one is a foul, clear obstruction).

 

[MrD]

He's just not very good.

 

[EGWToffee]

He puts himself about but technically quite poor. More of a battle ram than anything

 

[Ed_Winchester]

Finding a player caught offside more than Marcus Bent is some achievement