Best Named Players

[Shibbywiggles]

Right. It’s been too long without Everton and even the World Cup football now so I’ve gone somewhat stir crazy and want to know the most appropriately named team of footballers past and present.

I’ll start by saying that Neto is a fantastic name for a goalkeeper unless someone knows knows of a keeper called El Glove or something. We’re playing 442 and I’m the coach because my full name is actually ShibbyWiggles Managerio so help me out and then when football is back we’ll forget this ever happened.

GK: Neto
LB:
CB:
CB:
RB:
LM:
CM:
CM:
RM:
ST:
ST:

 

[chrismpw]

Good thread.

Surely there's an Italian defender somewhere named Leftbaccio

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Good thread.

Surely there's an Italian defender somewhere named Leftbaccio

i like your thinking, we’ve got Bacca but he’s a striker so can’t have that

 

[Brendan Janus]

i like your thinking, we’ve got Bacca but he’s a striker so can’t have that

Am sure there was a Uruguayan with the surname Ufarte !!

 

[Amokachi1995]

Max Power, Wigan player.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Am sure there was a Uruguayan with the surname Ufarte !!

I’m not sure I want him on my team sadly but a good effort

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Max Power, Wigan player.

That’s a strong name. Where does he play? If he’s a striker I think I’m in

 

[Amokachi1995]

That’s a strong name. Where does he play? If he’s a striker I think I’m in

Midfielder. Helluva shot on him.

 

[Simon Buttle]

Former Italian CB Matteo Ferrari.

 

[4737carlin]

Right. It’s been too long without Everton and even the World Cup football now so I’ve gone somewhat stir crazy and want to know the most appropriately named team of footballers past and present.

I’ll start by saying that Neto is a fantastic name for a goalkeeper unless someone knows knows of a keeper called El Glove or something. We’re playing 442 and I’m the coach because my full name is actually ShibbyWiggles Managerio so help me out and then when football is back we’ll forget this ever happened.

GK: Neto
LB:
CB:
CB:
RB:
LM:
CM:
CM:
RM:
ST:
ST:

CM: Sócrates, not the Greek philosopher but the Brazilian, great name, him and Zico I mostly remember from the 86 World Cup because of there names, great player too RIP

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Segar [Poor language removed]

For the ref.

B.....d

 

[Shibbywiggles]

CM: Sócrates, not the Greek philosopher but the Brazilian, great name, him and Zico I mostly remember from the 86 World Cup because of there names, great player too RIP

Socrates, the thinking mans midfielder
Great hair and headband combo - I’m in

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Midfielder. Helluva shot on him.

According to Wikipedia he was named after a Labrador - he’s in

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I forgot you can’t edit your posts after a time so can’t update it

GK: Neto
LB:
CB:
CB:
RB:
LM:
CM: Socrates
CM: Max Power
RM:
ST:
ST:

 

[tommye]

Mansour Boutabout
Striker, (Sedan 2008)