Confirmed Signing Bernard

[coollino]

Looking forward to Myers' announcing the medical will be after 2.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

how do you know the time?

He's the doctor, mate. You'll see that plank Darren Griffiths in the medical room holding an Everton TV microphone to Bernie's grid while he's hooked up to machines and giving a double thumbs up to the camera.

 

[Zatara]

Most exciting signing since Lukaku (if we pull it off)

Richarlison is more exciting imo

Lozano would be the equal of Richarlison

Bernard...lets see how he settles in...

 

[andy4efc]

According to Vinny O'Connor he isn't due at Finch Farm until after 2. Then you'd assumed he'd be whisked off to PMM like Richarlison & Digne were before doing all of the press stuff. Gonna be all afternoon doing all that at least.

Surely they could be doing the everton tv stuff this morning and then the medical in the afternoon?

 

[davids]

Most exciting signing since Lukaku (if we pull it off)

I must learn to be more positive,whenever I open this thread the name Muller pops into my head (as it happens we dodged a bullet there).

 

[Bluewolf]

Richarlison is more exciting imo

Lozano would be the equal of Richarlison

Bernard...lets see how he settles in...

It's because he's 25 isn't it zatlol

 

[nsno-chris]

Any of your biffs going down to Newton-Le-6Toes to great our new garden gnome

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Surely they could be doing the everton tv stuff this morning and then the medical in the afternoon?

I dunno... Digne at least seemed like he was at PMM before doing the media stuff.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Is it frowned upon to wear caps on a plane? Like it is in restaurants and stuff.

Unless you are American, of course, where you just ignore this and do it anyway.

Well they shoot kids in schools. I doubt they care tbh

 

[Moomin]

5 year contract on 125k a week

He thinks thats after tax though.

Muller mark 2.

 

[wainy]

Well they shoot kids in schools. I doubt they care tbh

Oh em gee

 

[LostLegend]

I'm assuming Bernard hasn't had a full pre-season given he's a free agent?

If he signs, it could be closer to the end of the month before we see him on the pitch if this is the case.

Anyone know if he's been training with anyone?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Aye I think some fans now focus on the transfer fees more than the player themselves.

Like the point of him playing nearly 70 games in a a calendar year was overlooked because his form dropped after Christmas....

We only focus on transfer fees, and take the piss at the wedge paid when other clubs do it, when we spend a wedge we supposedly shouldn’t focus on the transfer fee.

 

[DanB90]

Well they shoot kids in schools. I doubt they care tbh

Can’t use plastic straws, but it’s ok cause you can drink your Starbucks frappe through an AK-47.
MURICA!

Hopefully we sign this lad anyway.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

We only focus on transfer fees, and take the piss at the wedge paid when other clubs do it, when we spend a wedge we supposedly shouldn’t focus on the transfer fee.

Na.

Fees are just bonkers these days.. not many people batted an eyelid at how much the reds spent on Allison despite it seeming a bit daft.

People just seem to thing it's wrong for a club like Everton to spend big.