Confirmed Signing Bernard

[Michaelcoyb]

That flight appears to have departed too late compared to the Instagram post. Can’t rule it out though. Sau Paulo and Rio are both near Bernard’s home town of Belo Horizonte.

His agent appeared to be doing some business with Gremio, which is southern Brazil. Not that far from Buenos Aires.

This sort of stuff makes being an Everton fan all worth while.

Love your work.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

What meal is Bernard having for dinner in business class? And is the stewardess hot? If so - pics please

Plate of Scouse. She's rough as toast, bright orange, ridiculous pumped up lips and wearing flip flops that are meant to look like fluffy slippers. At least he'll get an idea of what life will be like in the City

 

[coollino]

People are losing it as his agent has posted a pic of them flying to Heathrow lol

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Some of this investigative work is outstanding - get on Crimewatch NOW!

 

[scotchbutterpin]

I have an uncle called Bernard who is ace.
Hope this helps.

 

[coollino]

I have an uncle called Bernard who is ace.
Hope this helps.

Probably more useful that most of the posts in here.

 

[DanB90]

I’m gonna need a team of lads at san Carlo, one at Bem Brazil and one or 2 at the Newton le willows medical centre please.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

I want his car tracked as soon as the driver puts his foot on the gas. If at any time it looks like he's going anywhere but Finch Farm I assume somebody will be prepared to take one for the team and ensure he doesn't make it out alive.

 

[GwladysBlue]

I’m gonna need a team of lads at san Carlo, one at Bem Brazil and one or 2 at the Newton le willows medical centre please.

Who has got the West Derby cash point covered?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Who has got the West Derby cash point covered?

Riquelme has been recruited because he knows the area so well. Rumour has it he's actually still waiting at the cash point.

 

[twoblue]

Brilliant we are trying to impress a Brazilian international on free transfer, paying him£100+k a week and we can’t arrange a private jet?

 

[blulouie]

Lufthansa LH938 is Frankfurt-Manchester. Departs 1:20pm, arrives 2:05pm. Could be the ongoing flight.

Try these mate
British Airways
G-STBD. Sao Paulo/Heathrow
G-YMMB B.Aires/Heathrow

Both landed 06.30-07.00 this morning.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Would be the most exciting signing since Lukaku this.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Would be the most exciting signing since Lukaku this.

Word. And Kaks was the most exciting signing since Kanch for me.

 

[mooseatingnome]

Would be the most exciting signing since Lukaku this.

Two words.

Mar. Tina.