Confirmed Signing Bernard

[Connor]

SportWitness reporting a French story is undoubtedly sourced from the reports over here.

Nice.

What a site.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Not really. Player's have different agents, have to travel from different parts of the world, have different medicals depending on their medical history. Negotiations for players can vary depending on the nature of the deal. There is alot to take into consideration.

I mean on here

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Tell you what the club should do for the video unveiling if we sign him. Set up a load of Gnomes hiding behind bushes etc, have the camera pan through them, and then just as the camera gets to the end, Bernard jumps out from behind one of the Gnomes wearing a little Gnome costume doing a Samba jig.

 

[bullybeef]

He’s not even been at FF today. How could we get it done?

Medicals can be done anywhere these days lid.

 

[sharkey1001]

17 h 24 Everton
Exclu FM Visite médicale en cours pour Bernard
Selon nos informations, Bernard, 25 ans, est en train de passer la visite médicale à Everton, qui a su doubler West Ham dans ce dossier. Les Toffees devraient prochainement officialiser le transfert, gratuit, du Brésilien qui évoluait auparavant au Shakhtar.

http://www.footmercato.net/transferts-en-direct

Translation:
Having been provided with safety information, Bernard, 25 years old, when boarding the train in 2nd class to Everton, ignored the warning to "watch this space" by a strange Everton employee with white hair. Bernard subsequently fell and broke his leg. West Ham are still said to be interested.

 

[PeregrineT]

Medicals can be done anywhere these days lid.

Wait, you mean they have doctors in almost every country?

And they have measuring instruments in other countries too?

 

[nsno-chris]

Tell you what the club should do for the video unveiling if we sign him. Set up a load of Gnomes hiding behind bushes etc, have the camera pan through them, and then just as the camera gets to the end, Bernard jumps out from behind one of the Gnomes wearing a little Gnome costume doing a jig.

Crap day in work, but that made me giggle

 

[bullybeef]

Wait, you mean they have doctors in almost every country?

And they have measuring instruments in other countries too?

All but Africa where they only have witch doctors according to our esteemed major shareholder.

 

[allezlesbleus]

Excluded FM Medical examination in progress for Bernard

According to our information, Bernard, 25, is in the process of having a medical visit to Everton, which has doubled West Ham in this case. The Toffees should soon formalize the transfer, free, of the Brazilian who previously played in Shakhtar.

Doubler here means to overtake, not double. Everton knew how to (managed to) get ahead of West Ham.

 

[deipnosophist]

Tell you what the club should do for the video unveiling if we sign him. Set up a load of Gnomes hiding behind bushes etc, have the camera pan through them, and then just as the camera gets to the end, Bernard jumps out from behind one of the Gnomes wearing a little Gnome costume doing a Samba jig.

Sounds like a Blue Chrimbo panto scene

 

[upthetoffees]

Tell you what the club should do for the video unveiling if we sign him. Set up a load of Gnomes hiding behind bushes etc, have the camera pan through them, and then just as the camera gets to the end, Bernard jumps out from behind one of the Gnomes wearing a little Gnome costume doing a Samba jig.

Think you might be onto something here.

 

[andy4efc]

jim White said yesterday medical in next 24 hours at 7.50 pm ! So should be done by tonight ?

Had talksport on in work today, he said he was having his medical during their show.

 

[ToffeeDevil]

Tell you what the club should do for the video unveiling if we sign him. Set up a load of Gnomes hiding behind bushes etc, have the camera pan through them, and then just as the camera gets to the end, Bernard jumps out from behind one of the Gnomes wearing a little Gnome costume doing a Samba jig.

and then mina joins in with one of his signature dances?

 

[deipnosophist]

Had talksport on in work today, he said he was having his medical during their show.

is the talksport studio equipped with medical equipment?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Crap day in work, but that made me giggle

The only problem now though mate, I can't get the image of Bernard in a tiny Gnome costume doing a jig out of my head!