Confirmed Signing Bernard

[Westend Blue]

We simply must get this one over the line for me. Could be our most important signing since peinaar mk1

 

[Tel001]

His plane lands and Chelsea get there before us, with an Everton transfer stuck on the side of the car and whisk him off to sign the paperwork.

*Brands shakes fist at the sky*

“ABRAMOVIC!!!!!”

Spurs and willian is coming to mind . Can’t trust them Brazilians

 

[Paul Rideout]

Right im taking my Grandson the park.

If this fella hasnt signed when I get back im flying over to Brazil.

Bit extreme really as he’s likely somewhere in Europe.

 

[mightymoyes]

Myers didn't know if Digne was in the country when he was having his Medical so it's safe to say Bernard is still in the Ukraine.

Doubt he lives in Ukraine!?

 

[ToffeeDevil]

Doubt he lives in Ukraine!?

but he might be with shakhtar in ukraine still

 

[Kure]

We simply must get this one over the line for me. Could be our most important signing since peinaar mk1

Pienaar is my favourite Everton player

 

[mightymoyes]

but he might be with shakhtar in ukraine still

Why?

 

[Blue Jk]

According to Myers (i'm aware this isn't gospel), the medical is not until tomorrow.

 

[ToffeeDevil]

Why?

wait you're right... his contract expired so he doesn't have to be there

 

[scratchnsurf]

We’d have to bring back Damo to restore the balance.

God no - anything but that.

 

[Moomin]

According to Myers (i'm aware this isn't gospel), the medical is not until tomorrow.

Myers is a liar.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Media sources are now indicating that Crystal Palace have entered the mix.*
*this isn't true at all

 

[GwladysPhil]

Myers just releases his insider knowledge coincidentally after it's posted on sky sports.

 

[Berenger]

We only found out it was happening last night and everyone wants him signed within a few hours. Just chill, it's happening.

 

[T LEAFE]

And West Ham