Confirmed Signing Bernard

[carolinablue232]

A 5ft 5ins Ukrainian League player - hope they have done their homework!

Could also say 25 year old Brazilian international. But if you choose to focus on the pessimistic that’s up to you.

 

[Everton_Gary]

Hope this really happens. Would be a great signing and give the fans some more hope. Still need to sort out the defense too.

 

[tiny_jacky]

The exciting thing of the arrival of Bernard is that it allows Sigurdsson to play a deeper role
...so that Schneiderlin can be benched

 

[Goat]

Scouting report :

The boy is just superb, dont think ive ever watched somebody as 2 footed as this boy, La Magica, if he adapts to the league, we seriously have some player.

 

[BiggyRat]

Of all the great Brazillian players there have been...Pele, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho etc, names instantly recognised for greatness...we get Bernard...I mean, seriously? Why don't we go all out & see if Terrence is available too!

 

[irishgoose]

Of all the great Brazillian players there have been...Pele, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho etc, names instantly recognised for greatness...we get Bernard...I mean, seriously? Why don't we go all out & see if Terrence is available too!

Chuckled out loud

 

[AmericasToffee]

Of all the great Brazillian players there have been...Pele, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho etc, names instantly recognised for greatness...we get Bernard...I mean, seriously? Why don't we go all out & see if Terrence is available too!

Wait until we sign two of Brazil's best - Elton and John.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Of all the great Brazillian players there have been...Pele, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho etc, names instantly recognised for greatness...we get Bernard...I mean, seriously? Why don't we go all out & see if Terrence is available too!

Richarlison more than makes up for it. Absolutely spectacular name

 

[Hibbo]

Of all the great Brazillian players there have been...Pele, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho etc, names instantly recognised for greatness...we get Bernard...I mean, seriously? Why don't we go all out & see if Terrence is available too!

He and Malcom would have been good together.

 

[Eggs]

..his own thread is a kiss of death, though.

 

[Moomin]

I will believe it when he is standing in front of the blue tiles at Finch Farm.

 

[Moomin]

..his own thread is a kiss of death, though.

Mina was done and dusted two nights ago, now that has some doubts.

 

[Eggs]

Mina was done and dusted two nights ago, now that has some doubts.

..exactly, Matey. As a regular thread opener of old, you know more than anybody that such things are folly in a transfer window. I’m convinced Brands tunes into GOT, sees an individual transfer thread and pulls the plug!!

 

[Moomin]

..exactly, Matey. As a regular thread opener of old, you know more than anybody that such things are folly in a transfer window. I’m convinced Brands tunes into GOT, sees an individual transfer thread and pulls the plug!!

Have not done one for a while. Might do one later

 

[Eggs]

Have not done one for a while. Might do one later

....as usual, please make sure it’s somebody not very good.