Confirmed Signing Bernard

[ToffeeDevil]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ton-sign-Brazilian-Bernard-free-transfer.html

Everton are believed to be preparing their social media announcement of the player who made a huge impact at the 2014 World Cup.

hahahahahaha

 

[AmericasToffee]

Imagine Gueye being able to drop deep now and giving the back line actual cover.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Quite concerned, I think there has been a mix up somewhere, Brands was told to get a big Ukrainian grock to be the lynchpin of our zonal marking system to head everything clear. We get a 5'5" short-ass Brazilian playmaker. Everton that.

 

[Groucho]

MEDICAL TOMORROW

In that case he’ll be announced February

 

[Boss Silva]

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Everton are closing in on the signing of Bernard. Player due to fly in tomorrow for a medical

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Still time for us to get gazumped on this lads.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Isn’t he more of a winger? Can he play with siggy?

 

[Piijt]

Wait... what ??? we’re going to start with two Brazilians
Oh my, I’m dizzy

 

[originalgreaserbob]

So many Brazilians! I’m hoping we can still get Eugene, too.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Still time for us to get gazumped on this lads.

Naff off

 

[Dozbik]

Isn’t he more of a winger? Can he play with siggy?

He is a left sided winger primarily.

 

[Boss Silva]

ECHO REPORTING MEDICAL TOMORROW

I'm going to ejaculatelollollollol

 

[Tubey]

Should I be excited for this?? Please someone tell me how to feel

He's one of those players who seems to have a magnet in his boots with the ball. Not a particularly great passer but great technique, plays nicely in compact space and is fairly rapid too.

The thought of him, Richarlison and Walcott playing off Tosun is very nice indeed.

 

[bullybeef]

Get the feck in.

Bernard you little beauty!!!

The scenes down Goodison Road if we get all these signings in.

 

[FYBlue]

Is this the biggest signing since the millennium for the club. A real statement of intent to sign a player of this size and to have beaten the clubs we have to secure his signature. Is this the start of something special?