Benitez is a fat whopper

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Good results for Cadiz, Mallorca and Sevilla mean that Benítez will be spending Christmas in the relegation zone, 2 points from safety. He apparently has two away games at the start of January to save his job.
2 games to pay off.

He did his best to grease his trotters before Christmas but he can certainly look forward to a lucrative start if 2024... fahct!
 
He's always nervous this time of year due to his resemblance to a Christmas Ham.........



































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I really can’t wait to see what our resident spiritual guidance councillor has to say about his next sacking.
I think he'll exploit it and invite el Gordo onto his podcast to discuss how Wiccan beliefs and practices can help overcome failure and disappointment. Maybe the money helps too.
 
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The Yellow Submarine are tough customers. A noble performance away from home from Celta to fight back but a soft pen to the home side proved to be the difference.
 
I think he'll exploit it and invite el Gordo onto his podcast to discuss how Wiccan beliefs and practices can help overcome failure and disappointment. Maybe the money helps too.

I’m sure he’ll be very impressed by the full English and unlimited tea, provided as hospitality, by our Guru, at the cafe in the Widnes branch of Morrisons.
 
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