Benitez is a fat whopper

[nsno-chris]

Happy Birthday gaffer

What do his balls taste like??

 

[Yarrgh]

Only offer he's getting is 20% off Dominos the fat pig

Another institution run close to being bankruptcy then. If they said 5%, they would have made billions.

 

[Cork Evertonian]

Had any job offers yet? I heard Champions League clubs were queuing up.

Longford Town are bottom of the Irish first division, without a single win to their name. Even they are not willing to stoop that low though.lol

 

[matty1878]

Happy Birthday gaffer

your taking the piss

 

[NeroCeasar]

Longford Town are bottom of the Irish first division, without a single win to their name. Even they are not willing to stoop that low though.lol

Hendo > Rafael

 

[marsh]

Lovely 4-1 for Celta Vigo today, strange since world class Rafael has gone they've started winning and scoring goals

 

[MikeH72]

WE ARE STAYIN UP I SAID WE ARE STAYIN UP

What was that about downward trajectory and a squad full of tat??

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

 

[MikeH72]

Sniff it you fat piglet.

OINK OINK slurp burp

 

[RhylBlue]

He's been managing for 14 years since leaving the RS and has failed at every club he's been at during that time. Has either been sacked or left in acrimonious circumstances. I know he won a trophy at Chelsea but the fans couldn't stand him when he was there. Yet he still keeps getting jobs.

 

[Runub]

Soon be summer and the managerial merry go round will crank up again. Surely no club will consider taking on this total fat mess

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Soon be summer and the managerial merry go round will crank up again. Surely no club will consider taking on this total fat mess

Rangers might

They have plenty of deep fried mars bars to tempt him with

 

[Kurt.]

He's been managing for 14 years since leaving the RS and has failed at every club he's been at during that time. Has either been sacked or left in acrimonious circumstances. I know he won a trophy at Chelsea but the fans couldn't stand him when he was there. Yet he still keeps getting jobs.

He’s the Spanish mark hughes

 

[Kurt.]

Soon be summer and the managerial merry go round will crank up again. Surely no club will consider taking on this total fat mess

*Everton ….. “hold my beer”

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

He’s the Spanish mark hughes

Christ. I mean, I don't like Hughes, but that's harsh on him. Hughes isn't that bad.