begging letters here please!

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if you beg hard enouth you never know:P :lol:

so points are on offer (maybe):P :lol:

Dear Mr Foz

Will you please help this poor and needy Evertonian in the twilight of his life and plagued by illness and daily suffering. I have lived a true and honest life having fought the good fight against the evil army for my entire existence. I now find myself on hard times, a computer that is crap, starving wife, no beer in the fridge and little hope of any relief from my eternal torture.

Having read your kind offer, I trust that in your benevolence you will see fit to grant this poor old blue alms to help me to a comfortable swan song and relief.

Yours with due respect

Monty
 
Fozzy, Fozzy, I just loved your piano playing on the Kermit Show, real great on the ivory's and ebony's. Can you please spare a few thousand for a fan.
 
Dear Mr Foz

Will you please help this poor and needy Evertonian in the twilight of his life and plagued by illness and daily suffering. I have lived a true and honest life having fought the good fight against the evil army for my entire existence. I now find myself on hard times, a computer that is crap, starving wife, no beer in the fridge and little hope of any relief from my eternal torture.

Having read your kind offer, I trust that in your benevolence you will see fit to grant this poor old blue alms to help me to a comfortable swan song and relief.

Yours with due respect

Monty

there you go you old git:lol: :lol:
 
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