Beards

[verreauxi]

Thankfully I don't have dense facial hair so I just run an electric razor across my face about every 2-3 days. I don't think I'd look good in a beard anyways.

 

[kev]

I've had beards on and off for 50 years.
I tend to get fed up after a while so I shave it off, then I very quickly get fed up of shaving so I grow it again.
I normally keep it trimmed and being grey, I get the inevitable 'Oh Jeremy Corbyn' shouts. Though during lockdown I looked more like Ronnie Drew. lol

 

[Leylo]

Yes, why?, not showing you my beard

Was thinking more of life of Brian lol

 

[SerenityNigh]

I like and sport a beard, but like anything, it’s about individuality. Carbon copy barista beards are for beauts.
Edit pic required - here’s me with my identity masked for privacy.
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when will your neckbeard connect to your chest hair, like a real man?

 

[Bedfordblue]

when will your neckbeard connect to your chest hair, like a real man?

Never, I have lines shaved across my torso down to my waist, like a human zebra crossing from the nose down.

 

[slipstream86]

The ginger goatee isn’t getting the mention it deserves in this thread. I recon big Seany D shaves with a rusty old bic, and makes the razor bleed.

 

[lancs blue]

David Bellamy has had one for years

Useful for hiding in bushes in local parks by all accounts

 

[Royal]

As someone who has been in a situation of having to shave more or less daily since I was about 11, I hate beards. Not necessarily when people have one, but when people talk about their beard with pride. A lot of em make it their entire personality. Gives me the impression they had to try very hard over a very long time to grow the one masculine thing they have to offer, and it angers me.

 

[sdk]

As a young sprout I tried growing a beard but I was only capable of a patchy abomination, so I abandoned it and have remained clean-shaven ever since. My ability to grow facial hair hasn't improved in the ensuing decades. This has largely been fine by me (I'm lovely to behold), but I may feel differently as I enter new phases of middle-aged facial collapse.

 

[Amw79]

Tend to have a beard in the winter months, then keep to a few days growth during the summer.

Can’t remember the last time I had a proper razor / wet shave.

 

[LEONARD]

I would miss this ritual.

The great smell of Tabac.

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[anjelikaferrett]

But same guy and this too bushy
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I'm completely with you on all your examples Sue. Short well -looked after beards are fine - think Don Johnson in Miami Vice. .More stubble than beard. Not a fan of long ones.

 

[Given The Circumstances x]

A Red Bull wielding neck beard. Is like a black hole within a galaxy of a forum.

Every forum has one.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Anyone with a goatee is a sex criminal

 

[JimmyJeffers]

A Red Bull wielding neck beard. Is like a black hole within a galaxy of a forum.

Every forum has one.

We had a legend poster on here called ash who sported a really nice neck beard.