Beards

[Nymzee]

Depends on what you class as a beard.

 

[slipstream86]

A ready made kiddy fiddler disguise kit

I thought that a beard plus glasses was the archetypal pedo look? The opposite of disguise!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

My beard comes and goes with my whim. It's been pretty permenant for the last few years as I can't be arsed shaving 3 times a day and the female says she likes it. Hides my face etc.

Got pretty long during lockdown as I decided to see how long it would get. 5 inch hairs if you're curious. I cut it off and kept it in a tub, planning to weigh it for a potential quiz question. I thought it was a reasonable idea. Unfortunately the female found it and told me otherwise.

As beards give the air of wisdom I think they should be illegal on the under 35s though because I associate them with hipster twattery.

Chris gold, right there.

3 times a day??? What are you, teenwolf all grown up?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Depends on what you class as a beard.

 

[Nymzee]

Too much bean juice in one of those

 

[Leylo]

Is there any women here!!!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Is there any women here!!!

Oh yes.

 

[cronullasharks]

Oh yes.

I agree with you there mate

 

[Yarrgh]

Smooth shaved.

I tell ya, there's some scruffs at work here, obviously over compensating for their lack of masculinity with ropey beards, and that's just the women.

 

[Littlesue]

Is there any women here!!!

Yes, why?, not showing you my beard

 

[LEONARD]

This works for me.

 

[Andy is the King]

Nick Cave could do with a beard as he doesn't have a chin.



Maybe Warren Ellis could grow one for him.

 

[magicjuan]

The right answer as it shows you are a) too lazy to shave every day and b) you've given up caring what you look like. 4 days max though as you're then edging into beard territory.

I was thinking it made me look swarthy instead of fat, baldy and on the run.

 

[magicjuan]

Nick Cave could do with a beard as he doesn't have a chin.

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Maybe Warren Ellis could grow one for him.

I thought that was Christopher Lee and Saddam.Hussein

 

[COYBL25]

Chris gold, right there.

3 times a day??? What are you, teenwolf all grown up?

A mate of mine used to have to shave twice a day.

If he didn‘t, he’d look like a Mexican bandit by the end of the day !

It was a curse.