Barkley Excuse Thread

[GrandOldTeam]

We have a Ross Barkley thread over here.

But this is a dedicated thread where we conjure up excuses to rationalise why, our dear Ross Barkley - wouldn't just move to another club, but would do so in the snidest way possible.

So, let's not regurgitate the other thread, instead simply state an excuse defending Ross Barkley here. I'll start with some;

Koeman bullied him.
Unsworth looked at him a bit "funny"
Allardyce bullied him.
He was fuming he was only offered £120k when Rooney come in and was on "well more".
Gangsters, innit?
Evertonian's didn't make banners, dedicate songs etc to him enough.
Kenwright, definitely Kenwright.
He wants Champions League football, he deserves a new challenge.


You go.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

He hates the Park end

 

[ijjysmith]

TEERRRNNN

 

[liamefc91]

Via Twitter

"I $imply d£cid£d that du£ to my injury, it would b£ b£$t to mak£ a d£ci$ion on my futur£ and a$$e$$ all my option$ in January when fully fit"

 

[Boss_Blue]

He's had his mind poisoned by ratsnake Osman.

 

[Frang]

3 old blokes in the paddock boooed consistently and drove him out.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

The tea and coffee making facilities at Finch Farm leave a lot to be desired

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Everton are really crap.

 

[toffeejack]

there's no plausible excuse. He did a u-turn before, so not going to get happy about us getting a fee until it's done, but at least we'll get something, when i thought chelsea were going to get him to do a deal where he'd join on a free in the summer.

 

[longers]

He read the “Ross Barkley” thread here and figured no one would miss him given how “overrated” he is.

 

[matty1878]

He wants London hoes

 

[Professor Toffee]

He has a chocolate covered raisin for a brain

 

[GwladysBlue]

It's the fans' fault that he has done us out of £20m.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Alan Stubbs bundled him into a boot and drove Ross away from us.

 

[Pabbers]

He is a scouser, scousers do this kind of thing.

Wool would have signed for life....