Baines/Martinez Caption Competition

[a bell maul]

RM : "Leighton, what do you mean we lack chemistry? - we've got a massive semi on its way"

LB : "fair enough gaffer...but I said we lacked chemistry, not biochemistry"

 

[marsh]

Roberto -Leighton, whats going on with them shorts lad, tight as them!!

Leighton - Koff Roberto, whats going on with your hair, its deffo not that long now, that a wig?

 

[deipnosophist]

Booby : Leighton, you look like you've had a niggley ankle knock.

Leighton : no boss, I'm all good

Booby : Believe me Leighton, you DO have an ankle knock....possibly a season ending one

Leighton : *mutters under breath* I'm sorry boss.

(later that evening)

*ring* *ring*

Booby : Mr Kenwright, it's Roberto here. I've bought the dissenter back into line

Blue Bill : "what a manager!"

(scene closes with a split screen shot showing Bill effusively gushing tears and Booby silently mouthing at the camera, the word "phenomenal")

 

[Deleted member 28206]

In your own time. . .

" TRAITOR".

 

[deipnosophist]

RM : Leighton, do you understand the etymology of the expression 'fifth columnist'? I am Spanish, so I do.

LB : I guess it takes one to know one.

......


*Leighton suffers soft tissue injury*...out for season

 

[BiggyRat]

You walked on to Goodison like you were talking at a Press conf'rence
Your hair strategically dipped over your eyes
You were definitely off the fence
You had one eye on the table as you watched yourself confer
And all the boys dreamed that we had a gaffer
A nice ambitious gaffer, and...

Leighton Baines, you probably think that nobody heard you
Leighton Baines, I'll bet you think that nobody heard you
Heard you? Don't You?

 

[deipnosophist]

You walked on to Goodison like you were talking at a Press conf'rence
Your hair strategically dipped over your eyes
You were definitely off the fence
You had one eye on the table as you watched yourself confer
And all the boys dreamed that we had a gaffer
A nice ambitious gaffer, and...

Leighton Baines, you probably think that nobody heard you
Leighton Baines, I'll bet you think that nobody heard you
Heard you? Don't You?

 

[BiggyRat]

Mmmmm, Carly...

 

[deipnosophist]

Mmmmm, Carly...

...Carly, Carly....catchy monkey


Hopefully

 

[deipnosophist]

In your own time. . .

RM : Leighton, you do understand that I am a BS artist?

LB : Yes, you imposter, we ALL do....now give us Everton's ball back.

RM : *( murmurs to himself)*...The Iranian tit's an issue but with Billy Blue still on board I can run with the spiel " We're in a good moment of our phenomenal football, going eye to eye, with us as an incredible team in a phenomenal moment of our football."

.............
(fast forward to summer inter-season)

IT (Iranian Tit)...YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!! ....(phenomenally)





GOTers :

 

[BiggyRat]

Here's another one that slipped past you....

 

[Moggers]

"I know it's the 88min and we are 4-0 up... But please boss trust me, stop giving us these defensive intstructions and just keep that ball there for the next 5 mins... just in case.. "

 

[Lionel Naismith]

 

[mahermi1]

In your own time. . .

Not taking the ball till you've apologised gaffer.

Or

Roberto " How can you have a lack of chemistry, when we have the school of science Leighton "

Baines " Biollicks boss "

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Baines: Stick the ball up your arse you beaut