Baines/Martinez Caption Competition

[caught]

"Phenomenal diamond moment gift from the moment shine bright like a diamante god UNICORNS fantastibobical six television screens made from diamonds while the wife watches Corrie the earth is flat the earth is flat the earth is flat."

"Can I just have the ball please?"

 

[Abertonian]

In your own time. . .

Think you should retract your statement I do have balls, look here's one

 

[Abertonian]

In your own time. . .

Oi Leighton, tell Howard I said its f@ckin easy

 

[silent bob]

In your own time. . .

Baines "Hey Boss, why are you wearing a davek badge??"

 

[bluesteak]

In your own time. . .

This is what a phenomenal schlong is Coco!! Can you balance this on it then chemistry kid

 

[Spocks-a-Blue]

LB: "Gaffer?"

RM: "We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. Sh*t on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. And here we are ... perhaps the last island of beauty in the world."

LB: "Err, never mind."

 

[kithnou]

Oi Leighton, tell Howard I said its f@ckin easy

would have been a winner a couple of months back this one

 

[Toffeeslam]

In your own time. . .

Martinez " what do you mean the chemistry is not there? this ball has a uniquely round character which is phenomenal "

Baines " alright sorry boss" whispers bell end under his breath

 

[RFUS]

In your own time. . .

RM: "It's blame game hot potato time. Next person to catch it gets thrown under the bus."

LB: "Oh ffs"

 

[BiggyRat]

Leighton. We're 3-0 up with 5 minutes left. I'm bringing on Kone and Howard.

What could possibly go wrong Boss?

 

[BiggyRat]

Barry White starts playing over the PA system...Stadium lights dim....
Come here big boy...I'll show you some Catalan chemistry....

 

[Abertonian]

Barry White starts playing over the PA system...Stadium lights dim....
Come here big boy...I'll show you some Catalan chemistry....

Barry White gets cut off mid-song....
"Standby for Operation Goodison Exercise..."

RM: what a mood killer, the chemistrys gone

LB: hope you're going to apologise

 

[COYB]

In your own time. . .

 

[larbert toffee]

'Hey Leighton does this yellow daffodil go with my brown shoes'

 

[Ihaters]

Martinez.. "Here's the ball"
Baines.. "Thanks"


I'm not very good at this