Bad sensations

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

burning the roof of your mouth and then getting a pie flap that hangs off like you're a leper or somethin'.

foreskin...zip.....no explanation needed.


arsholesmartwart, or a sweaty hoop to some of you, the sort that itches and itches and itches.


tiredness that comes over you in waves but you just cant stop it, (30 secs from end of mls game, missed the pens).

 

[Lao]

Badly needing a crap and then realising that your missus told you last night that you needed to get bog roll............

Yes, just now. I found half a roll hidden in the kids room.

Sitting on the bog having just downloaded, then reaching for the bogroll - that isn't there...

What do you do?

 

[steevie]

Sitting on the bog having just downloaded, then reaching for the bogroll - that isn't there...

What do you do?

There is always your hands.