DanEFC92
Player Valuation: £90m
Apparantley the landlord sent the barman to the cellar to change a barrel and made him promise not to masturbate whislt he was down there.........when the owner went to see for himself what was taking so long he found seamen dripping everywhere on the barrels and walls.........he confronted the barman who said he never masturbated he just farted.
true story
Have you ever considered doing stand-up?

) put GOT on, seen 'Bad News' thread and thought the stadium has fell through scanned 7 pages quick and I still don't know what it is
little tip though, if you express your longing for a partner by stating 'I will find you and I will bum you", you ar probably frightening most of them off!