Transfer Rumour Axel Witsel

[Kiwi]

I reckon this transfer is a bit like Schroedingers cat, no one's quite sure if it's dead or not, just have to wait and see until someone opens the box.
@tirion you are a cockwomble.

 

[Goat]

Its interesting the timing of the Russian papers medical claims, just a couple of days after Juve reportedly dropped their interest.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

600 pages and not even a medical.

Everton THAT!

 

[bernie inn]

600 pages and not even a medical.

Everton THAT!

No, GOT THAT!

 

[Hellerad]

Instead of private rooms you have function suites:

The Sticky Bean Suite.
The Golden Shower Restaurant.
The Blue Dildo Room.
Ibrahim Bukkake Box.

I'm not sure if Toffee-bate works better or not. Either way we are onto something here.

"Meat your friends at Toffe-bate"

 

[Azza]

600 pages and not even a medical.

Everton THAT!

Least it's not N'Zogbia level yet!

 

[TheFinnFan]

Lock this crap up he aint coming

 

[stevietoffee]

Lock this crap up he aint coming

this!!!!

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Lock this crap up he aint coming

Never know

 

[ToffeeTim]

We would be putting an ultimatum out if we had any ounce of ambition this season.

We're bigger than axel witsel. Stop letting him have us off.

 

[Caolam]

He will be blissfully unaware that there has been 600 pages of c##p written about his transfer to Everton.

 

[TheFinnFan]

He will be blissfully unaware that there has been 600 pages of c##p written about his transfer to Everton.

In case of if he's reading this



"Koff Titsel!!"

 

[Paul Dean]

Like fawning after the fit bird in the club you know you have no chance of pulling

Everton need to set the sights lower, Much lower, Think along the lines of the fat bird in the chippy at 3am eating her weight in pizza

 

[Bluemangroupie]

Like fawning after the fit bird in the club you know you have no chance of pulling

Everton need to set the sights lower, Much lower, Think along the lines of the fat bird in the chippy at 3am eating her weight in pizza

We aren't signing your girlfriend, no matter how imaginary she might be

 

[Paul Dean]

We aren't signing your girlfriend, no matter how imaginary she might be

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