Transfer Rumour Axel Witsel

[flibbyflob]

We're signing a judge?

Na, Gerry Taggart

 

[Matty2102]

@The Esk has said he's very close to joining us on his twitter account
How close is close ?

 

[tim cahill]

@The Esk has said he's very close to joining us on his twitter account
How close is close ?

Wasn't that quite a while ago?

 

[The Esk]

Wasn't that quite a while ago?

About half an hour ago mate.

 

[Ashtonian]

In danger of being let down i will say this.

I will be buzzing if/when Witsel signs for us and we see him next to the manager.

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

Wasn't that quite a while ago?

No, that was 33m ago.

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

About half an hour ago mate.

Question for you mate: could Witsel making his stupid floppy haired mind up and deciding to join us open the proverbial "floodgates"? Is it a possibility that other players who are umming and ahhing might see that as a good sign?

I appreciate the question is a bit unanswerable, but just wondering what your thoughts are.

 

[Banksyefc]

Esk, what's the hold up mate? It's maddening this.

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

I'm going out on a limb here and saying right here right now that we might or might not sign him. Vault me.

 

[billytoffee]

Esk, what's the hold up mate? It's maddening this.

Hair product sponsorship/naming rights - very tricky!

 

[arch stanton]

Esk, what's the hold up mate? It's maddening this.

the pen ran out, Bill is legging it t the asda to get a new biro

 

[ijjysmith]

Esk, what's the hold up mate? It's maddening this.

I'm not ITK of course but i've seen things about him. One of them might be true:
- Something about a bonus/transfer request thing with Zenit that needed sorting
- He doesn't love us
- He likes Dries Mertens better than Kevin Mirallas
- He just wants more cash
- Poor hairdressing tips from Felliani on Liverpool based barbers
- His dad is a nut job
- Ditto his agent
- He's just dead chilled

 

[MikeH72]

Esk, what's the hold up mate? It's maddening this.

Witsel and his agent have a very large, fat, immovable obstacle to get past first. It could take some time yet

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

the pen ran out, Bill is legging it t the asda to get a new biro

Somebody wants to tell Kenwright that Lloyd Webber has been on the phone and wants him to direct a new showing of Oliver. He'd soon find a pen then.

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

Witsel and his agent have a very large, fat, immovable obstacle to get past first. It could take some time yet

Rooney?