Gladystweet
Player Valuation: £50m
I'm thinking Aubs, Aubsie, or The Aubster........Auba....??????? What the actual f???????? Worse than Peanuts that....anyway not happening.
I'm thinking Aubs, Aubsie, or The Aubster........Auba....??????? What the actual f???????? Worse than Peanuts that....anyway not happening.
Or because he wants a Ferrari
Just seen him at the Tesco Express by Tarbock Island.
"Pierre, heard you're signing for the blues lad?!"
"No, I'm just here to absolutely scuttle ya ma, you little freak."
It's off lads.
Don't think this will happen, but it's not because we're mid table, he doesn't care about that he was up for going to China.
He'll go to whoevers willing to pay his wages
(inserts photo of owl with o'really sarcastically written across")
This thread is an abomination, no wonder have the pi55 taken out of us collectively.
(inserts photo of owl with o'really sarcastically written across")
This thread is an abomination, no wonder have the pi55 taken out of us collectively.
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